Crocodile Prayer

A particularly intentional effort by someone religious to express very publicly and loudly their intention to "pray" for their opposition/target of their aggression in a disingenuous attempt to appear righteous

"I will pray for you so that the lord may save you from yourself" = a crocodile prayer

-insert any aggressive or faked expression of religious faith driven wording to use their religion against others-

by HiddenVisage June 8, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

A Poke and a Prayer

The act of taking a large dick without anal douching before hand.

Omg he got with a guy with big meat without douching before hand. It was a poke and a prayer.

by daddyrealness June 27, 2020

Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."-Mitsurugi

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Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."-Mitsurugi

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

The prayer

A new sex move where you enter the receiver in doggy style and as you are in, take a short prayer for the coming moments

Last that i had to do the prayer to bless this moment

by Unicorn meat1 May 7, 2020

Call To Prayer

The physical interaction between a muslim and an unsuspecting goat that is audibly transmitted over a loudspeaker several times a day

Hearing the call to prayer makes me wish I was deaf

by ULTRAMAGA November 5, 2025

Vagisil's Versions of Spartan Prayers (Catholicism): The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to acronyms with perianal abscesses: {abbreviations}.

Person 1: Are you addicted to acronyms with perianal abscesses: {abbreviations}?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 1: Vagisil's Versions of Spartan Prayers (Catholicism): The First Juvenile Release

by Twittlerio February 1, 2025