Plop (adjective)

It’s a blessing or a curse, sent to us by from the ancient gods, depending on how you use this power. If you are

“a good plop” there’s nothing to fear. It’s just a compliment. But if you are just a plop, oh boi, you’re in for a ride!

Symptoms of Being a good plop may include:

- Happiness

- 12 horse masks trying to kiss your nose tip
- smiling
- teeth enlargement
- German heritage

Symptoms of being a plop may include:

- Death by stepping on the most crunchy leaf on earth, getting scared, scream with a volume above 1100 dB and create a black hole that’s gonna swallow the whole galaxy (obviously)
- Being sent to the underworld (also known as the place where farts go after having their owner discovered by classmates)
- Being sawed in half and repaired with only Flex Tape by Phill Swift (IT EVEN WORKS UNDERWATER! =D)
- Last but definitely not least, having your soul ripped out by being forced to eat a whole bag of tortilla chips vertically

Choose wisely, the world is now in your hands

Stop you f*cking plop. (Bad :((()
Hey, take it ez, k? You’re a good plop!

Plop (adjective)

Both curseword and compliment

by MP3R February 18, 2022

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pearl harbour plop

The pearl harbour plop is the act of jumping on to another male or females chest and excreting on their chest.

Luke:

"Liam gave nikkita a right pearl harbour plop"

Joe:

"I know her chest is really bruised"

by Luke Gooden March 19, 2014

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Phone Plop

The sound you hate to hear as your phone lands in the toilet, as you were positioning the ass gasket on a public toilet. This can also be achieved while tossing ones cookies into same bowel. Caused by achieving Critical Splash Angle.

Dude 1 " Dude, this guy was ralphing so hard in the stall next to me, I swear I heard a Phone Plop."
Dude 2 "Tequila"

by Zahang August 17, 2013

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