A Sweet Mummy is the act of wrapping a fruit-by-the-foot around a man’s penis. Then proceeding to consume it with your mouth off the fallus.
by hotsasserking69 May 10, 2025
Get the Sweet Mummymug. Aspires to be that kind of young, trendy, active mother on social media, but fails horrifically in all regards. Their regular posts, largely shared from other sources, include how all models are actually ugly without PhotoShop, prize competitions to win holidays to Ibiza, scare stories about people giving out Halloween candy that's secretly drugs and conspiracy theories about Madeleine McCann, as well as horror stories contributed by other Scummy Mummies of things to happen to their children, with captions such as 'If sum1 did that to my wee Beyonce I'd flippin rek them, hnnnnng.'
A typical scummy mummy will spend several hours a day applying make-up, before posting to Facebook that real men like real women and not fake ones like Kate Upton.
by falsetokaiba May 3, 2019
Get the Scummy Mummymug. Mum/Mummy is a godly, beautiful, loving, euphoric, funny, kind, silly and the weirdest person you will ever know. She will always have your back, more than your friends do!
by Madison Butler January 23, 2019
Get the Mummymug. The act of wrapping a fruit roll up around ones genitalia and and then proceeding to eat said fruit roll up.
by Surgeon Dictionary July 19, 2025
Get the Yummy Mummymug. by popegaynor July 1, 2022
Get the Death mummy Gaynormug. by rennisthamennis June 15, 2018
Get the Hot Mummymug. by sdinaz October 24, 2023
Get the Aespa impregnated me lol haha then mummy will like themmug.