Fig-gler

One who plays with themselves.

Oh my goodness... Hes a fig-gler!!

by Cocoasunshinequeen January 1, 2017

Fig Newton

Replaces the word fuck.

What the fig newton is going on around here?

by Panini press March 26, 2020

Fig monster

Fig monster is a greddy adj monster

Fig monster don’t take all the pizza you greedy monster

by Johnny walshy June 29, 2020

Fig Newts

"Fig Newts" a substitute for saying "figures". Primarily used when one does something they are infamous for or an event that is most likely to occur to oneself

"got drunk last night and slept with some random shrimp, and I didnt even get her name!!"

-RORY

"Fig Newts"

-PAM

by *PJP* October 31, 2011

Fig Tree

Noun

1. A type of tree that grows figs
2. A compassionate team of therapists and mental health professionals who are ready to assist you. :)

-I feel down tomorrow.- Let's Fig Tree you up!

by Youdeserveallofit November 24, 2021

rotten fig

When you leave a fig too long and it goes off and it has bacteria.

The rotten figs smell like poo.

by Debskelly1985 March 1, 2023

Fairy figging

When you want to get figged but you don't have a ginger root, so you have your partner dip your but plug in ground ginger. You can also make a game of it and blow ginger powder in each other's anuses instead.

We didn't have time to go shopping for ginger root, so we did some fairy figging instead.

by Maddie_In_Rope January 20, 2024