Tub it out

It’s pretty much like any other work lingo like circle back or touch base or other common corporate phrases. But this one is even better, bc it’s impossible to explain. Just make sure not to have auto correct on or you’ll probably be scorned by your entire office.

Manager: I’ll circle back with you on the info for our performance metrics
Ben: don’t you mean tub it out?
Manager: what?
Ben: you wouldn’t understand

by Walkaflocka February 3, 2021

Ho Tubs

Fat hookers.

Dude1: I was in a hot tub the other day with these hot babes
Dude2: Were they ho tubs?

by TinuFATelope January 15, 2010

Tampon Tub

A system of free emergency tampons in your school, college or workplace.

Tampon Tubs are a supply of free emergency tampons, set up for and by people who menstruate. The idea is that you take one when you need one and replenish it when you have a spare. Tampon Tubs are maintained through an honour system and are easy to set up. Never go without again.

There is a Tampon Tub in the library toilets, it really came in handy the other day.

by Aphrodyki February 12, 2015

Tub Turd

A piece of shit left floating in a motel hot tub by a white trash dirtbag with a loose asshole.

Gary refused to use the hot tub ever again after he heard someone had dropped a Tub Turd in it, and the tub wasn't properly cleaned and sanitized by the housekeeping staff at the Ramanda Inn in Coldwater, Michigan.

by Floss 69 January 20, 2006

Tub of Shit

When employed in figurative circumstances, it characterizes an individual's proclivity towards acting like a piece of shit, wherein the agglomeration of shit is consolidated, and subsequently coalesced into a wash of social faux pas, truculent to the senses and to any relationship. Literally though, it merely describes any variation of a basin, filled with a chunky, effluvious, cleveland steamer.

I know this guy, and when I consider his poor hygene, his flatulence, volatility, and his entirely-too-excessive wanton, I come to terms with the fact that he is a tub of shit.

by drizzake August 3, 2008

Tub Rowing

To masturbate in the tub.

"Jake was careful not to fill his bathtub too full for fear that all of the tub rowing he was going to do would splash water all over his new argyle sweater."

by dougan-chesner April 28, 2010

slut tub

n: any semblance of a tub characterized in it's use by scantily clad or naked, drunken, promiscuous SU-LUTS that is filled with hot aerated water and often equipped with a thermostat and whirlpool: designed for physical therapy but more often used for groping, heavy petting, or if you're lucky, banging away.

—Related forms
slut-tubber, noun
slut-tubbing, noun

"Man, we gotta buy some Shock treatment for the slut tub. Scotty was in there all night long getting it on with the Portland Beaver!"

by Groman September 30, 2007