Turkey bacon

I'm off that swine I'm on turkey bacon now.
by Uncle Clayton December 13, 2019
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Scag Turkey

by Scagturkey November 16, 2019
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scrub turkey

Friend of a bush pig, name for the second ugly woman when they are travelling in a pair. This is an Australianism or Aussieism.
In walks this Bush Pig and her friend was a Scrub Turkey!
by QuokkaAU January 11, 2010
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Turkey Phone

“I love Turkey phones” when the tv remote is across the room
by certifiedgeesehaircut January 08, 2021
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Turkey Demon

Slang in Gears of War 2 for bloodmount.

In the game Gears of War 2, the bloodmount enemies are commonly known as turkey demons.

This term is usually screamed at the sight of a bloodmount in Gears of War 2 to warn your team mates.
xNJDx REDRUM(upon seeing a bloodmount): "Tuuuuuurkkkeeeeey Demons!"

xNJDx GNASHER: "No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! Everyone get back inside! Damn Turkey Demons!"
by xNJDx REDRUM August 05, 2009
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turkey perch

A male member of such frightening length, girth and rigidity that it could support the weight of a festive bird without fear of collapse.
Upon Nelson's return from sea, Lady Hamilton shrieked with terror when she saw the turkey perch of a weapon being released from the velvet pantalons. " Oh sire, surely thou hast lost the Christmas treat that normally roosts on that noble shaft , come hither and split my whiskers "
by Spirit of dead Paul November 20, 2009
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Arizona Turkey

The act of filling a condom with extremely thick period blood and taping it to one's chin, similar to the red snood which hangs from the neck of a turkey.
My daughter wanted to dress up like an animal for Halloween so I dressed her up like an Arizona Turkey.
by Nigboys6893947 June 24, 2016
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