Jonah Bruyns

CUNT

"Hey Jonah Bruyns, you smell like fish sex."

by whori02 May 20, 2020

Jonah Hill

Director. Actor. Comedian. Very funny and talented. Worked on movie such as Super Bad, Mid 90’s, Wolf of Wall Street, etc.
Often gets confused with absolute stud Liam Lesser.

Friend 1: Hey, is that Jonah Hill!!
Friend 2: Nah, that just absolute stud Liam Lesser!
Friend 1: Oh yea, they look alike.

by Haha2626 March 1, 2019

Jonah Ranz

Jonah Ranz, also known as Jon ranch is a well-known content creator and famous tik toker with a whopping 14.5k follower base. With outlandish content every day, some people wonder when some of his videos start to cross the line. For example, he was recently seen running around publicly, naked in his underwear and laughing ballistically. He is most well known for his "Why I quit surfing" videos on Tiktok that earned him over 1 million views on the video. He also claims that he is a girls lover, posting many videos and pictures of girls that were "playing with his heart" His fan base stays excited for his big yearly halloween productions that have his best editing and acting. Even though his followers seem to adore him, there seems to be a different story with his fellow collegues at middle school. He has spoken and rapped about many times how he has created a "bad reputation" for himself throughout these tough years. One of the most outrageous acts he did was stealing the trash can from the janitor and running around the school vacinity crazily.

yoooo Jonah Ranz whats up! or YOOOO JON RANCH

by user 294850292 June 12, 2021

dirty Jonah

someone who like to suck off kids

im a dirty Jonah

by cumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcuu October 24, 2022

Jonah Complex

The occurrence of someone being overly confident as a romantic interest of others while in a relationship, yet unnecessarily self-conscious and nervous when single.

"He totally thought he could get that girl when he was dating her best friend, but now that they're broken up he's got serious Jonah Complex."

by Tim Renaissance November 18, 2009

Jonah Hill

One of the funniest motherfuckers alive. Best known for his role in Superbad, Hill has just recently had a solid breakthrough in his career, and has thus proven himself to be a strong and hilarious member of the Apatow group alongside Seth Rogen, Michael Cera and Jason Segel.

Also appears in Knocked Up, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Walk Hard and the upcoming Funny People.

Guy 1: Man that Jonah Hill is one funny guy!

Guy 2: Who's Jonah Hill?

Guy 1: He's the fat guy from Superbad!

Guy 2: Oh yeah! I love that funny fat dude!

by hurricane season March 24, 2009

Jonah Hill

A talentless Hollywood "actor" who is only made it cos of his religion

That guy didn't deserve his job, he only got it cos of his "connections" - what a total Jonah Hill!!!!!

by enoughofthefakehistory December 26, 2016