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the matt hamilton

The act of orally stimulating your lovers genitals from behind, resulting in either:

1.) Your partner getting rug burn between their butt cheeks from your mustache.

Or

2.) Your mustache collecting lint and other debris from the inadvertent action of stache-scrubbing their anus.

Named after 2018 Olympic Gold Medalist Matt Hamilton.
I gave him the Matt Hamilton last night. Ever since, he's been walking funny, and everywhere I go smells like butthole.
by Hard Pork Corn June 17, 2019
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Hamilton Day

On 4th of july for theater/musical kids it is hamilton day, no it isn't the usa's independence day. It is hamilton day.
Person A: hey what date is it?
Person B: its the 4th of july
Person A:oh it's hamilton day! Do you wanna celebrate it with me?
Person B:sure
by Some musical fan July 3, 2021
mugGet the Hamilton Daymug.

alexander hamilton

that one friend that wont shut up, they write like they're running out of time and they're really short.
omg, *insert friends name here*, stop acting like alexander hamilton! *rolls eyes*
by M0MENT0M0RI October 4, 2020
mugGet the alexander hamiltonmug.

Lazlo Hamilton

Someone who may be mextrosexual and receives packages often.
He's totally a Lazlo Hamilton, he's even going to the mailbox as we speak.
by Turtle-Guy June 6, 2021
mugGet the Lazlo Hamiltonmug.

Hamilton Island

Hamilton island is a small island off the north east side of Australia with its own airport!
I can't wait to get married at Hamilton island!
by LolMemes420 January 8, 2017
mugGet the Hamilton Islandmug.

Hamilton girl

We have the horse girl and the emo but this is nothing compared to the hamilton girl she simp for lin manuel marinade all day and make edits of anthony romos she quotes hamilton lyrics be afraid
That new hamilton girl is crazy for Davved diggs
by Bell99 March 8, 2021
mugGet the Hamilton girlmug.

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