The act of orally stimulating your lovers genitals from behind, resulting in either:
1.) Your partner getting rug burn between their butt cheeks from your mustache.
Or
2.) Your mustache collecting lint and other debris from the inadvertent action of stache-scrubbing their anus.
Named after 2018 Olympic Gold Medalist Matt Hamilton.
1.) Your partner getting rug burn between their butt cheeks from your mustache.
Or
2.) Your mustache collecting lint and other debris from the inadvertent action of stache-scrubbing their anus.
Named after 2018 Olympic Gold Medalist Matt Hamilton.
I gave him the Matt Hamilton last night. Ever since, he's been walking funny, and everywhere I go smells like butthole.
by Hard Pork Corn June 17, 2019

On 4th of july for theater/musical kids it is hamilton day, no it isn't the usa's independence day. It is hamilton day.
Person A: hey what date is it?
Person B: its the 4th of july
Person A:oh it's hamilton day! Do you wanna celebrate it with me?
Person B:sure
Person B: its the 4th of july
Person A:oh it's hamilton day! Do you wanna celebrate it with me?
Person B:sure
by Some musical fan July 3, 2021

that one friend that wont shut up, they write like they're running out of time and they're really short.
by M0MENT0M0RI October 4, 2020

by Turtle-Guy June 6, 2021

by LolMemes420 January 8, 2017

We have the horse girl and the emo but this is nothing compared to the hamilton girl she simp for lin manuel marinade all day and make edits of anthony romos she quotes hamilton lyrics be afraid
by Bell99 March 8, 2021
