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April 2nd

April 2nd is right after April Fools day which is on April 1st. People born on this day dodged a bullet. They also get to lie about their birthday on April 1st as an April Fool's joke
"Hey, it's my birthday."
"April Fools! My birthday's actually tomorrow on April 2nd"
by Kolemar November 23, 2021
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February 2nd

Josh: *slaps maria*
Maria: "Whats your problem"
Josh: "Today is February 2nd"

Maria: "and?"
Josh: "Its national slap your best friend day"
by KAWAII PANDA <3 February 1, 2022
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Anal on the 2nd

In honor of the #2 hole we celebrate it in all its glory on the 2nd of every month.
Anal on the 2nd is a day to celebrate the ass in all it’s glory.

Want to go shopping with me tonight?
Sorry I can’t it’s #2 on the 2 tonight and my boyfriend and I will be celebrating with Anal sex on the 2nd..... just like every other month.
by Bigtuten1 April 14, 2019
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December 2nd

Friend: December 2nd today time to go to school...
FRIEND:OH WAIT IT IS DECEMBER 2ND TODAY!
by December 2nd October 30, 2019
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May 2nd

National let your best friend suck your boobs when you're walking home day
Hey can I suck you boobies?
Why?
It's May 2nd.
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2nd controller

A controller that has problems reconnecting, filled with cheeseballs

and damaged buttons. (It usually happens when you have a brother
or a toxic friend)
oh, you can use the 2nd controller...
by on August 21, 2020
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November 2nd

November 2nd is my favorite day. Just go up to someone and say fuck you. They’ll thank you with a beating 😉
by Ohhhyeahhh42 November 1, 2019
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