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by J_P June 20, 2004

Clusterfuck

A clusterfuck is someone who's a complete idiot. It can be used as a way to refer to your friends (as a joke), or to someone who's a total asshole.

"My friend can be a bit of a clusterfuck sometimes, but she's still the shit." ;D

"Man, that Abby bitch is a total clusterfuck."

"God damn, Jason is such a clusterfuck... I'd love to shove my foot right up his ass."

by Luminary <3 May 16, 2009

Clusterfuck

When you're the only skier on a chairlift (the rest being snowboarders) and their snowboards are all over the place so you can't put the bar down to rest your skis on.

Dude my legs are so tiered! there was a clusterfuck on the lift!

by Kanary December 28, 2010

Clusterfuck

A situation that is unpreventable.

All your obnoxious family members came to your house, this was a real clusterfuck.

by j-money66 May 15, 2011

Clusterfuck

A situation where incompetence, human error and plain bad luck add up to an enormous mess.

The current situation of the Indian Premier League is a clusterfuck of ginormous proportions.

by Split Infinitive May 25, 2013

rainbow clusterfuck

1. a sexual act involving people of all genders and sexualities, coming and cumming together in a glorious rainbow orgy

2. a flavour of ice cream (patent pending)

"Care to join me for some rainbow clusterfuck?"

"I'm sorry, do you mean the tasty frozen treat or the sex act? Because I'm down for either."

by naocoolcat May 15, 2014

Clusterfuck

Traditionally/originally of military origin.

Today, however, "clusterfuck" is commonly used to descriptively generalize any situation with a large scale of disarray.

possibly synonyms: mess, disaster
1. "Don't go full retard with the teargas at 6-7pm on a Sunday. When Mr and Mrs Cheung would be watching their poor little, Hugo on the news. It was a total Clusterfuck"
2. "Well, that concert was a clusterfuck."
3. "Did you see the clusterfuck of a traffic jam on Main St.?"
4. "That house party turned into a giant clusterfuck once those cops showed up!"

"Don't go full retard with the teargas at 6-7pm on a Sunday. When Mr and Mrs Cheung would be watching their poor little, Hugo on the news. It was a total Clusterfuck"

by Anonymous.hk October 3, 2014