Oh my ass

More vocal than anything, Oh my ass is a declaration that you are getting fucked in the anus by a large wanger.

Raven watched as Seifer put it in Squall deep. He screamed "Oh my ass!"

by GhaleonX July 23, 2003

Cover My Ass

A saying that Gangstas use when in a territtory war and when they need to go from one hiding place to another.

Gangsta 1: "Cover my ass im goin in"
Gangsta 2: "Ok i got this

by GangstaSkata June 19, 2011

Lick my ass

A sarcastic, silly come back to anything. The person your saying this to should always reply with "I already have !"

Made up by Tammy and Sheleah Guy.

Sheleah - "MOM, I don't want to go to school today !"
Tammy - " OH LICK MY ASS !!"
Sheleah - " I already have "

by HeIIoKitty April 8, 2011

Diggin My Ass

Used to describe Ms. Diggins. Shitty ass history teacher.

Hey, Um.. Excuse me Ms. Diggin My Ass, I have a question about the French Revolution..?

by Stef March 17, 2004

Suck my ass

Idek

"Hey dude...suck my ass"

"No"

by Fuxkmylife March 21, 2017

Eat my ass

A phrase often used by flat girls when on the losing side of a argument usually resulting in the other person in said argument saying “what ass” by doing that you make them the real booty consumer

+100 Points

Him: Well I’m not the one wh-

Her: Eat my ass

Him: what ass

Her: *visible frustration*

by Ayka January 6, 2020

Egg in my ass

When you shove an egg in your ass to cook over easy style and the squeeze it so that it drips out fully cook and ready for consumption

MOM! I'm hungry can you make my an Egg in my ass(over easy) for me

by Put you egg in my ass December 12, 2018