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fuck you in the wallet

When someone puts a dent in your personal funds because they are a financial burden or they are a gold digging whore
Dan- "I really feel my new girlfriend wants to fuck me soon it's our tenth date but my 14 year old daughter is always there needing money for the mall "
Friend- "C'mon Dan, here, take a cold one, it sounds like both of them are tryin to fuck you in the wallet"
by Frugal Dan June 29, 2017
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fuck-cannon

A person who screws up so much and in such a manner that his ineptitude effects other insulated situations without limits.
"Jim screwed my project..."

"He wasn't even a part of it"
"Yeah but he messed up so badly it dropped all the budgets for the entire r&d department... He is such a fuck-cannon"
by Stranger 15 September 21, 2017
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fuck

by cum daddy 6969 October 7, 2021
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Slump Fuck

When you need to get out of your slump, so you take that level 2 and knock her out just to remember what it's like to score.
I've been on a dry spell, so I had to hit up the local hoodrat tweeker for a slump fuck.
by DaveInSoCal July 21, 2023
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are you really fuckity fucking fucks shitting me bitch shitty motherfucking mf?

i i it think amaore satwears woarsds in my secntence makes it mozre MAUTRE AND VERTY ADUTSUIHSODIFHUIHIU
Person 1: Are you fuckity fucking fucks kidding me you motherfucking shitty mf?

Person 2: ok 5 y/o
by whydoihavetodothisalloveragain February 17, 2022
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Bryn Fucking W

The bitch that drinks all my dr. pepper. The bitch that hung Kermit the frog from my fan. the bitch that makes me get starbucks every 3 seconds. The bitch that walks in my house whenever she wants. The bitch that I call my crazy ass best friend :).
The Bryn Fucking W is my best friend.
by jordisdrummodumbo February 4, 2021
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Garrison's presidential fuck

The act of one preforming sexual intercourse to a point of the other party failing to survive
My wife died from Garrison's presidential fuck
by the missile knows where it is September 3, 2023
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