Character eats a cake
*EXPLOSIONS, NUKES, DESTRUCTION,WORLD WAR 3
Character: What!?!?!.......WHY
Michael Bay: IT'S THE MICHAEL BAY EFFECT MOTHA FOCKA
*EXPLOSIONS, NUKES, DESTRUCTION,WORLD WAR 3
Character: What!?!?!.......WHY
Michael Bay: IT'S THE MICHAEL BAY EFFECT MOTHA FOCKA
by lifehater678 May 29, 2017
He's Cory Michael Smith.
by giulsholfer April 01, 2017
A phat dicked teacher. He limps when he walks because his veiny dick is bulging all the time. He teaches ELA 3 and fucks mad bitches. He loves to collect watches because he loves to stunt on these niggas. It is said when students look into his beautiful hazel eyes you lose yourself for a moment, you yearn for his gentle touch- yet you want him to spaz on your butt-pussy at the same time. Needless to say, bro gets the bag and hella bitches effortlessly. Many admire his grace upon students and his famous creation of Clark Crane, the first-ever robotic student.
by phatchodenigglet February 13, 2023
I worked at a Christian camp last summer and walked in on tinny giving father Mick O'hoolihan getting the reverse Michael Jackson
by The_crack_baby February 12, 2022
Loose, poorly fitting bad jeans often with questionable tears and or wear on them like Michael Jordan is often seen wearing.
A popular meme going around states: Men be whoring around in the best years of their life, then they come back years later with receding hairlines, erectile dysfunction and Michael Jordan jeans and expect women to take them back.
by Chas Higgs May 01, 2022
by whatyoulikeyou March 02, 2021
Look I'm Cole Michael Armenta, "My day was so fucking terrible, I didn't get any big hard juicy cock in my mouth, fuck my life, I'm gonna kill myself."
by fatjuicycock69 April 07, 2022