A Beef Wellington

Taking a gnarly shit during a urinary analysis proctored exam on purpose.

God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis not a beef Wellington!

by Dirty Contractor August 12, 2022

beef it

An alternate way of saying thrown up; puked.

Was used at the Nickelodeon Kids choice awards (2009) by Jack Black, when someone puked during his speech.

“Did someone just beef it?”

by lolzies1414 July 31, 2021

Beef Smoothie

Simply, a well shaved fanny.

I love a ‘Beef Smoothie’ no chance of getting hair stuck between your teeth when you’re going down on your missus

by Blinkybrooks May 09, 2023

beef napkin

N. When a male ejaculates on a female and has nothing but a hamburger to wipe her. She may or may not eat the burger afterwards.

clarise was covered in cum and could barely see or breathe, luckily Randal had a beef napkin

by Chuck Richards September 07, 2015

Beef Tail

when a young female has had sex so often that her roast BEEF (nasty vagina) sticks inside out like a fish TAIL

That slut has to have a nasty BEEF TAIL by now.

by Darbyyy September 27, 2010

beef em up

Trying to get em to gain weight...

I put my doberman in a high protein diet; trying to beef em up!!

by El smitty September 15, 2023

Slicing Beef

To end a feud.

Jennas mom: Ummm maddie, I thought i was the coolest mom. But I guess not, so im pullin up, and we’re slicing beef”

maddie: huh

by madds47 October 03, 2023