March 11

Act like you fell in love with everyone day

You: Hello (name) you look very pretty today, and mighty fine
(Name): What the frick are you doing

You: Today is act like you fell in love with people day!
(Name): OH March 11...right heh

by Marphmellow January 31, 2022

March 15

congrats, you're probably an anxious crackhead who doesn't think before they speak and then realize how stupid you sound. you also think you look good in your outfit when you leave the house, but then you feel stupid when you walk in public. you don't think you are, but people actually like you, you're the life of the party! (only sometimes tho lol) teachers probably don't like you, and your favourite teacher is the one you had 3 years ago.

shittt, your friends with the kid born on March 15? you must be lucky, but you also gotta check in on them once in a while, y'know?

by im not special lol March 1, 2022

Oeuf qui Marche

The main character in the fanfiction "Oeuf qui Marche's Request" by Xx_vestusindisguise_xX on AO3. As his name implies, he is an egg that walks. However he is more than that, he has a greasy rommate and was somehow able to befriend the fashionable god, Vestus. I've heard him best described as a "nasty Vestus simp"

Oeuf qui Marche ate a sandwich after that intense futboll session

by zestmaxxer75 June 16, 2023

MURDEr meat march

The month of reckoning where any man where murder his meat

Bruh I'm really bouta murder Meat march

by Juicynwordjuicethe3rd. December 29, 2019

March 3

My best friends birthday where she has sex with her boyfriend cavan

Hey happy birthday it’s march 3 did you do it yet?

by Axsnys May 15, 2022

March 19

March 19 is so fucking hot that some people can’t handle it bro his dick is huge and so good he is the best birthday to have

person1:hey Q’s birthday is today
person2:his birthday is march 19
person1:i want good dick imma go to him

by purplegangy5510 September 25, 2022

no missionary march

where a sexual couple cannot have intercourse using missionary as their position of choice. It must be any other position and should last from 1st Match at 12:00am to 1st of April at 12:00am, which also starts No anal april.

boyfriend: "baby, you want dick tonight?"

girl: " of course, but let's do it doggie style, it's no missionary march."

boyfriend: "FUCK SAKE"

by lickMyBalls;) September 13, 2021