by Love nip kick bit October 18, 2019
Get the Jacob mug.(Jay-cup-b, cuh-bahn): this person makes a great friend and is always down to hang. He’s a bit on the shorter side and prone to injuries but that will never stop him from fishing, or talking about fishing.
by GAC Daddy August 9, 2023
Get the Jacob Caban mug.Jacob is very silent around strangers, but around friends, he is very crazy and definitely fun. Jacob is very funny and loves to laugh. He is the sweetest boy you’ll ever meet, and if you do have a Jacob in your life you are very lucky!! If you ever date a Jacob don’t mess it up because you will seriously regret it. If he likes you, you won't even know it. So keep an eye open! He is athletic and likes to move around a lot. Jacob is tall usually with dark hair. He walks very fast unless he’s with someone else. He is such a sweet, caring, gentle, fun-loving, gentleman. There’s almost no words to describe how perfect he is. He is so adorable! His smile could brighten anyone’s day. Jacob is very strong and loves to do dangerous activities for fun and gets all the girls...and guys >:(
by skarletxang3964 November 23, 2021
Get the Jacob mug.A really nice guy if you are nice to him. Is often hyper and made fun of by his teachers and classmates. He is selfless and would go to great lengths to help others. He treats his friends like royalty and is pretty down to earth. Loves playing video games and being active. Doesn't have very many friends. Not always cute at first sight. Is very comical and will make people laugh, even if it at him because he wants everyone to have a good time, even if he isn't.
Joe: Yo Jacob, how you doing?
Jacob: I'm doing pretty good. You?
Joe: I'm ok. Can I borrow your motor home. I want to take the kids hunting.
Jacob: Sure what's mine is yours.
Joe: Thanks man.
Jacob: No problem.
Jacob: I'm doing pretty good. You?
Joe: I'm ok. Can I borrow your motor home. I want to take the kids hunting.
Jacob: Sure what's mine is yours.
Joe: Thanks man.
Jacob: No problem.
by Mr. Memesheep November 22, 2019
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by massmanjunk December 18, 2018
Get the Jacob mug.Dudebro: Omg look at this video of Jacob Soreclitorus; he's so cringey.
Another Dudebro: Leave him alone, man; he's like 15 and cringe/cringe culture is dead anyway.
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by Edgy and Extra April 14, 2018
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by Custer dude January 7, 2020
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