You’ll have that on em’ big jobs

A way of saying “crap happens “.
Coined by truck driver Johnny “high ball” Christopher in 2004, Louisville Kentucky.

Employee :” I dropped a concrete form on my foot!”
Boss: “ son, you’ll have that on em’ big jobs.”

by Worldword.org December 7, 2024

have a jones for

To have a desire or craving for, to be addicted to (something or someone)

Addicts have a Jones for their drug or habit of choice. Some sports junkies have a Jones for baseball, others football, and still others cannot get enough NASCAR; some simply have a jones for ESPN and whatever is being shown at the moment.

by Evaristo December 10, 2024

Have a giant day

A figure of speech meaning to have a giant dick stuffed in your mouth

Im about to go to the club you coming?

Nah but you have a giant day.

by IMawordmaker20 December 18, 2024

How long have you been standing there

When you do something you usually only do alone, like sing while washing the dishes or making food for example, and someone was standing at a distance in the same room and you notice, so you ask them how long they've been there.

guy 1: *singing*
guy 2: hi
guy 1: how long have you been standing there?

by Nopersonalorsmthidk December 20, 2024

Does Kyler have a small penis

Yes its incredibly small and no girl would fuck him so he's forced to be gay

"Does Kyler have a small penis?" "Yes that's why the only person who'll fuck him is Noah"

by I love Pey December 24, 2024

Have to

No I do have to.

Hym "I am not going to spend the next 40 years laboring. My contribution has generated enough to buy myself out of the work force. If I am not allowed to do that... Then I HAVE TO murder someone's kid. HAVE TO. What is happening to me is nothing more than the desire of solipsistic men and breeders to FEEL LIKE they are in control of the incel problem. If they are not forced to release me and punished for doing this... Someone's kid is going to HAVE TO die. I wish that weren't the case and you don't actually have to understand why it is the case and I don't care if you don't believe me."

by Hym Iam December 28, 2024

The best thing that could have happened

You assholes getting murdered hasn't happened yet

Hym "The best thing that could have happened is not what happened here. The best thing that could have happened is Gayve Jewbin vacationing on Russian money in Israel on Oct 7th. But no. I told the truth. You lied because you DIDN'T want the best outcome. But it won't matter."

by Hym Iam December 31, 2024