When a girl squats down on some poor fool's face and moves her hips around. It's womankind's eqivalent to tea-bagging.
Zombie Stripper: My boss was totally being a dick to me.
Other Zombie Stripper: Why would you take that from him?
Zombie Stripper: Dont worry, I knocked him on the floor and drowned him with a Face-Dance
Other Zombie Stripper: Why would you take that from him?
Zombie Stripper: Dont worry, I knocked him on the floor and drowned him with a Face-Dance
by The Man Your Man Wishes He Was March 13, 2011
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Get the Face raped mug.A dumb-founded look on ones face, often caused by sitting in front of a computer screen playing RuneScape for many, many hours. Hence the name "rune face".
by Chiddy September 22, 2009
Get the Rune Face mug.The face of pleasureful discomfort one makes after consuming to much alcohol, but proceeds to politely and quietly passes out. sometimes followed by a boot and rally.
by chaaaaahles November 28, 2011
Get the Paul-face mug.1) Giving the look of complete innocence while waving your hand, open palmed, in front of your face.
2) The look of complete shock...all while waving your hand in front of your face.
2) The look of complete shock...all while waving your hand in front of your face.
by Chizzel November 16, 2007
Get the nigga face mug.Dick to the face: Anything that impedes the goodness of life such as failing a class, getting a detention, etc.. A dick to the face can also be something lame that catches you off gaurd, such as a pop quiz. Dick to the face is a substitute of the word gay, meaning sucky.
If the situation calls for a more drastic description say " Thats an epic dick to the face!" or "That's God's dick to the face!"
Instead of using the word gay, meaning something that is bad or sucks (Example: You leave your homework at home you might say " oh my god. that's so freaking gay.") you can say "thats a dick to the face!"
Just imagine how awful if would be to get hit in the face with a dick and then it all makes sense.
Texting abbreviations: D2TF or DTTF
If the situation calls for a more drastic description say " Thats an epic dick to the face!" or "That's God's dick to the face!"
Instead of using the word gay, meaning something that is bad or sucks (Example: You leave your homework at home you might say " oh my god. that's so freaking gay.") you can say "thats a dick to the face!"
Just imagine how awful if would be to get hit in the face with a dick and then it all makes sense.
Texting abbreviations: D2TF or DTTF
I lost my wallet! Thats a dick to the face!
Statement: My girlfriend dumped me.
Response:Dude...thats a(epic) dick to the face.
Statement: My girlfriend dumped me.
Response:Dude...thats a(epic) dick to the face.
by DTTF March 27, 2009
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1. a skanky ho with a face that has so many wrinkles and divots that when ejaculated on the pools resemble bowls of new england clam chowder.
aka: chowda face
2. (manhattan) chowder face: a face with very very bad acne
3. my friend Jeff's girlfriend who used him for a trip to the Bahamas
1. a skanky ho with a face that has so many wrinkles and divots that when ejaculated on the pools resemble bowls of new england clam chowder.
aka: chowda face
2. (manhattan) chowder face: a face with very very bad acne
3. my friend Jeff's girlfriend who used him for a trip to the Bahamas
As insult: Fucking nasty ass chowder face bitch.
As observation: That bitch got a damn chowder face.
On playground: Chowder face . . .chowder face . . . Mary has a chowder face.
As observation: That bitch got a damn chowder face.
On playground: Chowder face . . .chowder face . . . Mary has a chowder face.
by jaybeenycc December 26, 2008
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