by BigBadOllie August 27, 2020
Get the don't be jelly my g mug.A version of "I don't care" which allows you to restate "I don't cae" each time someone corrects your grammar in the misspelling of "care" as "cae." This is a further sign that you do not in fact care.
Person 1: "Yeah you should really do (blank).
Person 2: "I don't cae"
Person 1: "You spelled care wrong."
Person 2: "I don't cae"
Person 2: "I don't cae"
Person 1: "You spelled care wrong."
Person 2: "I don't cae"
by MussoNothingWrongo October 2, 2020
Get the I don't cae mug.a phrase used to mean "civilized" (however one defines this word) people don't behave the way you do. One can also add the adjective "normal" in front of the adjective civilized.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.
His mother starts screaming at him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?
His mother starts screaming at him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?
by Sexydimma May 24, 2012
Get the pigs don't fly mug.a phrase used to mean "civilized" (however one defines this word) people don't behave the way you do. One can also add the adjective "normal" in front of the adjective civilized.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.
His mother starts screaming at him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no? now please apply the phrase pigs don't fly to yourself. i haven't seen that many mothers chase their sons around their houses with bloody brooms; therefore this behavior, I will conclude, must be neither normal nor, in fact, civilized.
His mother starts screaming at him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no? now please apply the phrase pigs don't fly to yourself. i haven't seen that many mothers chase their sons around their houses with bloody brooms; therefore this behavior, I will conclude, must be neither normal nor, in fact, civilized.
by Sexydimma August 19, 2012
Get the pigs don't fly mug.Newbs don't play at 6am. Where as veteran players usually play at 6am so they can avoid new players. (AKA newbs)
Newb: Dude, I was playing call of duty last night and I was winning SOOOO much.
Good Player: What time did you stop playing?
Newb: Oh, probably about 11:00. I had to get up early in the morning.
Good Player: LOL, Newbs don't 6am.
Good Player: What time did you stop playing?
Newb: Oh, probably about 11:00. I had to get up early in the morning.
Good Player: LOL, Newbs don't 6am.
by Narwall7676 June 29, 2013
Get the Newbs don't 6am. mug.a phrase used to mean "normal and civilized (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learnt the basics of what electricity is, comes home and tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.
His mother starts screaming at him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?
His mother starts screaming at him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?
by Sexydimma February 28, 2012
Get the pigs and cows don't fly mug.A play on the old phrase, "Don't forget to write", but in a more modern context where technology replaces what would be done manually.
High-schooler: I can't believe summer is over.
His older brother: Yep, back to college for me!
High-schooler: Hey, don't forget to Skype.
His older brother: Will do, bro. Will do.
His older brother: Yep, back to college for me!
High-schooler: Hey, don't forget to Skype.
His older brother: Will do, bro. Will do.
by Anonymous1337ness February 24, 2011
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