Chris

Someone that you can trust, he's very weirdly attractive
He's caring and understanding

PLEASE COME BACK TO ME I MISS YOUU

Guy1: that guy understood my problems and gave me very good advice!

Guy2: He made my asshole collapse!

Guy3: wow he must be a Chris

Chris has a huge penis and is very romantic
Look that guy is Handsome! he must be a Chris

by Ziane May 27, 2024

Chris Pagoulatos

he has the world's smallest peepee

Your peepee is tiny you must be Chris Pagoulatos

by poopyfinger11 October 28, 2019

Chris Smokie

When someone is caught smoking by a friend group, so you say the phrase “Chris Smokie” to inform EVERYONE

“did you hear that he had a cart on him? Chris Smokie!!!”

by jffjgjfjfjdj May 6, 2024

Chris

Nebraska's most powerful force

UNLEASHING NEBRASKAS MOST POWERFUL FORCE... CHRIS.

by CHRIS OF NEBRASKA March 29, 2022

Chris giligma

A gay bitch who tries for girls but fails and doesn’t have a **** and likes Sam

Chris giligma is gay

by Jhon wick April 29, 2019

Chris

Confusion, pure confusion...

Chris is Confusion

by KATANACHRIS July 21, 2021

Cal Chris

a loser with no friends except his/her calculator. usually enjoys watching reruns of the crocodile hunter when not enjoying calculator sex.

Hey, nice glasses...you fucking Cal Chris, hows Steven Erwin feeling?

by rithmppig September 23, 2011