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captain commander

a rank refereed to in the address as "Commander *NAME" or "Captain *NAME*" being that it was for more practical application of intuitive command in highest regardings,

a commander of captains, therefore a battle master and elite appointed leader of roguest battle squadrons

refer then. a very high functioning intellect of life and death scenario, given in military
us. marine corps
"Names among the dozen the kid Kyle rescued has been made an honorary captain commander of the marine corps, Commander Soren and they're freaking out he's a mastermind freedom fighter? they SAY anarchist, but he's really cool, and trusted, so duh."
by Setsuko Kaguya December 24, 2018
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Captain hook

A dick that is curved like a hook
Wyatt zebert? Hell nah his name is captain hook
by Carterussell January 6, 2019
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capitalist

a person who capitalises their sentences.
person a: I really like capitalising my sentences.
person b: wow what a capitalist
by oscar holmes January 22, 2019
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Captain Patakat

Sunk the SS Sandu and caused the deaths of 35 billion dinosaurs. Captain Mhewin managed to salvage the ship after Captain Patakat was struck in the head by a pressure regulating wheel.
The Sandu Sank, and Captain Patakat did it.
by aBcDeFgHiJkLmNoPqRsTuVwXyZ1348 February 27, 2019
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capt falcon

that one screaming guy in smack bros 64, he was really op and could kill at early percent with the stupid powerful moves he was given. He was also in the F-zero video game line.
FALCON KICK FALCON PUNCH SHOW ME YA MOVES YEAS! FFFFFFALCON! capt falcon is stupid..
by The person who wants to die. February 28, 2019
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Captain

Captain

Possibly from Serbia, but now a full fledged American, the Captain is a heroin addict with the MOST experience in their circle of user-friends, affording him the biggest ship (the most drugs) to stand at the helm and steer (appear conscious while actually on the nod) everyone safely thru their high.

The Captain must always be on the lookout for smaller ships, little up and commers, that could damage his vessel. It's a big ocean out there, and it's full of dangers that could kill his vibe. The Captain knows he put in work to get where he is, and there's always going to be pirates out on the sea, looking to take it from him.

The Captain has a reputation of bitches always flocking to him, trying to get on his ship, but he prides himself (even gets off on) telling them all no. It's partly how he stays in command with that power. Besides the captain usually has a Jenny sponsoring him, so his needs are well handled, and for that captains are very loyal beings with less likelihood of scandalous tendencies.

Side effects of being the captain, he becomes accustomed to.people just hooking him up with free work, and so when he runs out, which is rare, it becomes his excuse for why he disappeared all day (looking for drugs).
Parents: where were you with our car all night??
Captain: chill, Im the captain, i had to go work for work! Plus.my ship docked and needed it's captain to come and steer it for a while..
by Jenny520 March 4, 2019
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Captain chin

Captin chin someone who exceeds 7 chins
Guy 1 :that looks like captain chin
Guy 2: no that cant be they only have 4 chins
Guy 3: Cheyennes at work anyways
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