assistant captain

A person on a sports team who helps the captain but is still below his power.

Who's that?

Oh hes the assistant captain

by Ibby_Libby June 6, 2014

german captain

When a man consumes his own ejaculation.

When my wife and I have sex, I German Captain in my own mouth.

by kittnclaw September 2, 2014

full captain

When you drop all inhibition and just do you. The act of not giving a fuck, and doing something awesome.

Man, when you sang to that chick in the bar, you went FULL CAPTAIN!

by zeeeeeeecaptain January 7, 2016

Table Captain

THE SICK FUCK IN THIRD GRADE THAT BITCHED ME AROUND TO GET MY GOD DAMN CRAYONS.

im gonna beat the shit outta the table captain.

by That one taco June 18, 2016

Phone captain

Someone who's your good friend/best friend on the phone, but can't be bothered meeting up face to face to chill or have tea/coffee together.

Pretty much anyone, anyone that's a good friend on the phone, but cbf/is not interested in catching up face to face.

George: Hey Mike, I spoke to Tony on the phone, he often sounds like a good friend, but yet either can't be bothered catching up or else keeps lying to me that we'll catch up face to face?

Mike: Dude, that's a "phone captain".

George: What's a phone captain?

Mike: Like "keyboard warrior", except much nicer of course!

by Fair Care - Care Fair :) October 12, 2016

Ridge Captial Bar & Grill

A Philadelphia Bar That's Located In The Strawberry Mansion Section That Have Good Vibes , Great Drinks , Great Hookah

Every Monday we at Ridge captial bar & grill for $1 shots night

by Ridge captial June 2, 2017

the captain phillips

Based on the true story of the pirates who control the Horn of Africa, the captain Phillips is the act of sticking Somalian weapons in your partners genitals followed by screaming "I am the captain now!!!"

Baby get ready for the captain Phillips I'm gunnna stick a lifeboat sized load of cum in you.

by Snitches.get.stiches. August 26, 2017