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Bob

The cutest person in the history of the world. It's almost impossible to describe the beauty, the grace, the wonderfulness, and the piece of absolute perfection that is Bob. Bob will continue to be perfect while the rest of us mere mortals will cower in complete awe.
Person 1: Is that Bob?
Person 2: OMG, it's Bob! Quick, get on the floor and bow!
by numberonebobsimp May 21, 2021
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Bob Job

When you're almost out of booze and you need a ride down to the liqour store so you call your friend Bob for a ride.
Lord help me y'all I am almost out booze, I need a Bob Job NOW! He needs to give me a ride down to the Quicker Liqour Dicker Store.
by PicklePatriot June 1, 2024
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real violent bob

these words together make the one and only legend called violent bob, this man is actually niko vilhelm the #singersongwriter from blind channel
“awh fuck, real violent bob is back on twitter.” - Arthur
by viikinkivilhelm March 19, 2022
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Bob the Builder

A woman who financially supports and ‘builds up’ a broke ass man who can’t provide for his woman, under the guise that they are making a shared life and future together. When the guy is eventually affluent and can provide, he will leave Bob for a younger chick who he can provide for. Popularised by online relationship guru She Ra Seven.
I don’t know what she sees in that guy. She must be a Bob the Builder.
by Devyn74 February 17, 2024
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Bob

Person 1: babe i need money for soccer

Person 2: Im your BOB
by Bob1512 May 4, 2022
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Bob

AKA Captain Foil, This guy is a living legend who dominates the foil scene on Lake Mac, Don't goto a costume party with this guy cuz hes playing for keeps. He loves aluminum shavings especially stuck in his boats carpet. Super competitive and has a bag of tricks, some you wont even know exist until he pulls it off.
Watch out for Bob hes throwing fronties today
by Plumcrazy November 24, 2021
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Bob Harriet

When you take a poop and it is so forcefull, it sprays all over the toilet, walls and ceiling.
I feel bad for the janitorial staff I just took a Bob Harriet.
by Cuntifficer August 27, 2025
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