The two M’s

The two M’s means Marijuana and Money

All I care about is the two M’s

by Shmokeerrday December 8, 2020

L&M Reds

n.
Budget sadness wrapped in red packaging. Smoked by the emo kid who’s “too tired for everything but still here.”

“He pulled out a pack of L&M Reds and sighed like the world was too heavy.”

by Dick Longmore the Wise May 21, 2025

P&M

Being alone and horny on a Friday night.

Matt: Jeff, are you planning on getting laid tonight?
Jeff: No matt. Just like that Hanson song says... It's my Penis & Me (P&M) tonight.

by Applejackmeoff March 11, 2019

m&m’s minis

the best kind of m&m’s

Today I bought fifty containers of m&m’s minis.

by wormhour91 May 14, 2018

kai m <3

literally the best ever person to ever exist, very nerdy, very sweet and just a person that you can never get enough of

“i love them”
“oh they must be a kai m <3 then”

by Thatsnormal May 5, 2023

Brody. M

Brody. M is an absolute legend he’s a great guy and an even better lover so much better than all those smelly Guys in your dms if you ever meet a Brody. M your gonna notice that he’s a forever friend/boyfriend he’ll be there for you when you need him and gone when you don’t want him sorta like the opposite of rain but yeah to sum it up Brody is a big dick boy who gives good advice and is always there

Brody. M is hot asf 🥵🥵🥵

I think I have a crush on Brody. M

by Real_name_person September 9, 2021

THE BIG M

THE BIG M does not need her words to be understood by fools, because she, is the most mightiest misunderstood marvelous minty M merrily miandering on the mooniverse.

Holy moly... would you look at that BIG M,

Aw shucks, I wish my M was as MIGHTY as hers. Woah there she goes... THE BIG M

by Thebigmoonhuman March 3, 2022