Tim Michael Brown

A phat dicked teacher. He limps when he walks because his veiny dick is bulging all the time. He teaches ELA 3 and fucks mad bitches. He loves to collect watches because he loves to stunt on these niggas. It is said when students look into his beautiful hazel eyes you lose yourself for a moment, you yearn for his gentle touch- yet you want him to spaz on your butt-pussy at the same time. Needless to say, bro gets the bag and hella bitches effortlessly. Many admire his grace upon students and his famous creation of Clark Crane, the first-ever robotic student.

Dude I wanna Tim Michael Brown to fuck my mom so I can call him daddy.

by phatchodenigglet February 13, 2023

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chase michael watts

kiss me chase

i love chase michael watts

by Chase Lover aaaahhhhh August 14, 2022

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michael jackson drummer

When a band’s drummer plays with one drumming glove, as opposed to both gloves. This is done either for increased grip for one hand, personal style or in extreme scenarios to protect blisters from prolonged drumming. The term references the King of Pop singer Michael Jackson, who famously performed with one glove.

guitarist: I think he dug those drumming gloves we chipped in for.

bassist: Did you see he’s only wearing one glove?
Guitarist: Well, he’s a michael jackson drummer. He’s bad and I mean that in the MJ way, where bad means good.
Bassist: Yeah, he can really "Beat It" all right.

by PaintInMotion May 12, 2018

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michael J Curran

a total idiot, doesnt shower. Hangs with a monkey all damn day. Needs to brush his teeth and wash his damn face. Just makes you want to say uhhhh boi he is so nasty.

Michael J curran is so gay

by warren scott June 11, 2018

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