the michael jordan v2

When you are f ing a girl in the ass you pull your penis out right before you are about to blow your load and stick your tongue out and then catch it on your tongue and spit it in the girls face.

i was fucking your mom and sister and a little bit of your dad on the side(but he was pretty much just watching)when i thought of the michael jordan v2 and it was so AMAZING!!!

by PROninjaBEESH March 10, 2010

adam michael scott

One of the most attractive guys to ever exist. Meeting someone with such a unique name is an amazing thing. He is your best friend through everything and will always stick by your side. He will love you with everything he has. He will more than likely have a crush on you, but he won't admit to it because he thinks your friendship is too important to lose.

Did you see Adam Michael Scott?! He is so perfect.

by wanderlust. April 15, 2015

Michael Richards Defense

1. To make short lame apologies after offending 2 or more races.

2. To make excuses for using racial slurs.

-Oh my god, David is using the michael richards defense.
-why?
-He called a lesbian a rug muncher.
-Oh than he is using the Michael Richards defense.

by Martin Obermeyer December 13, 2006

Post-Michael Jackson

Anything happening after Michael Jackson's death (Sudden 80s clothing outbreak, leather pants, aviators, getting nose jobs, etc.)

P.S.
I love Michael Jackson, and i only use this in his memory.
1958-2009<3 You will never be forgotten.

That shirt is so Post-Michael Jackson!

by Asodoph Boingberry June 27, 2009

Suck Michaels dick

Just do it

Suck Michaels dick just do it I think he needs it

by Ligmafatnuts October 6, 2020

The Reverse Michael Jackson

It's just regular sex with adults.

Bob: "I heard you and your new girlfriend last night. What in the Hell were you doing?"
Bill: "Oh you know, The Reverse Michael Jackson."
Bob: ?????
Bill: "Sex, Bob. With my adult wife."

by KickingDixon June 9, 2018

Michael Mooney

Michael Mooney the elephant man the elephant man the elephant man!!!!!!!!!

Michael Mooney you're fat

by Ggfcghhfcjhfcj May 27, 2017