Walk the Plank

To commit suicide, as in the case of a pirate choosing to eject themself from a ship

Jake: Just found out the girl I love is a lesbian. I might just walk the plank
Luke: My soulmate is only 12 years old... maybe I should join you

by anonymous August 3, 2023

Chafe-walking

(Verb)

A way of walking when the skin of the legs is chafing. Usually resembles a crab-like scuttle. It is prominent in people that have walked a long way in humid, hot, or damp weather.

Jim: "Hey Dan, look at Mike!" Is he doing his crab imitation again?"

Dan: "Nope, he's just chafe-walking."

by The wiki Master August 27, 2013

walking uncyclopedia

a mentally unstable person who is virtually incapable of detecting BS, pseudo-intellectual, dumb, shit-for-brains

My walking uncyclopedia of a cousin is 14 and is the most misinformed, lazy and arrogant person I know. He believes he's figured out life and knows everything about politics just because he's joined Anynonymous and claims he's redpilled, but moreover he's only a depraved hostile meme with no stamina or life at ALL. That's barely the surface of it.

by PorcupineCanadian January 24, 2019

Hot Boy Walk

A term coined to describe the confident and stylish strut exhibited by an exceptionally attractive male individual, typically characterized by an aura of self-assuredness and effortless coolness. The Hot Boy Walk is often characterized by a slow-paced yet purposeful gait, accompanied by a slight sway of the hips, a subtle swagger in the step, and a nonchalant expression that exudes an undeniable magnetism. It is a visual manifestation of a person's charisma, charm, and overall appeal, attracting attention and admiration from those who witness it. The Hot Boy Walk transcends mere physical attractiveness, encompassing an entire attitude and demeanor that captivates onlookers and leaves a lasting impression. It is an art form that embodies confidence, style, and an unapologetic sense of self, making the Hot Boy Walk an undeniable trademark of effortlessly suave individuals.

He got a latte and went on a Hot Boy Walk (HBW) through SoHo & The Village.

by Altitude1 May 20, 2023

A Walking Snail

Instead of calling a woman a slut, its a woman leaving a trail of cum behind her

Slut insults you.
yo bitch shut the fuck up, your a walking snail cunt.

by Moztashio June 25, 2022

Walking Taco

The sexual act of defecating on someone’s chest, and topping with semen, vomit and blood. Then having them walk around.

My tinder date was a lucky recipient of a walking taco

by Wiseman!!! October 29, 2019

Walk of Shame

When you run out of toilet paper and your the unlucky to leave the bathroom with shit still on your ass and get more toilet paper.

Kevin ran out of toilet paper and I was asleep so he had to take the walk of shame and get more.

by Chuckles the Clown of FOS May 28, 2021