double dong

A two sided dildo. Great for penetrating two people at once.

Babymomma: Who is going to strap it on tonight?
Candice: I want to get it tonight, you strap it on!
Babymomma: I strapped it on last night. YOU strap it on!
Candice: Well, we could use the double dong and both get some action...
Babymomma: Snap!

by LJM June 11, 2006

double houdini

whilst doing a girl doggy-style in the dark have a friend take over your position while you walk outside in front of a window and wave in at said girl.

Last night Jake and me pulled a double houdini on my girl, it was fuckin hilarious!

by KMK420BongToke April 26, 2009

double bubble

A widely used term for a double cheeseburger.

Let me get some of those double bubbles, don't hate.

by j pags March 23, 2009

Double Faggot

1. A homoesexual that is exceedingly gay - much like Elton John or worse.

2. When something happens to someone twice as gay-like as it should have.

3. Someone who insults someone who is completely awesome.

1. Oh my god, there's justin! He's such a DOUBLE FAGGOT!

2. Did you just try to do barrel roll into a concrete wall? DOUBLE FAGGOT!

DID YOU TAKE ALL THE PICKLES OFF MY DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER? DOUBLE FAGGOT!

3. Did you just dare incite that if a Pirates vs. Ninjas war did happen that Chuck Norris wouldn't decend from heaven and kill them all, double faggot?

by Leonjesu December 20, 2008

double whammy

When someone tea bags something, then defecates on it.

Alex got so upset, he did a double whammy on Rob's pillow.

by SAJ001 March 3, 2011

double standard

An ethical or moral code that applies more strictly to one group than to another

If you are overweight, you get made fun of, yet when you are skinny, you are praised.

by bobie April 1, 2005

Double Clutch

Masturbating with one hand while intentionally cutting off oxygen to the brain with the other hand for the purpose of sexual gratification. See also Auto Erotic Asphyxiation.

"He died double clutching in a Bangkok hotel closet."

by kozl June 5, 2009