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Want a cookie?

A sarcastic way of dismissing someone who arrogantly seeks praise/validation for an unwarranted and insufficient task.
Entitled Douche: AYO! I Did that for you! YOU'RE WELCOME!

Me: Want a cookie?

Entitled Douche: Yeah. U Got any?
by Dosso90 July 20, 2025
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Cookie Butter Democrat

A person, generally upper middle class, who claims to be progressive and/or leftist, but it extremely centrist and cares little for the struggles of marginalized groups (unless directly affected). Cookie Butter Democrats embrace neoliberal values and believe that capitalism can be ethical. The term comes from the phrase "Democrats don't really care about native sovereignty and will not until affects the supply of cookie butter at Trader Joe's"
He doesn't care about imperialism , he's a Cookie Butter Democrat.
by feeshna January 26, 2017
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Jack-off Cookies

Jack Off and then make a batch of cookies. Kind and flavor matters not, just cookies. Not to be confused with Jacking off in cookie batter or dough before cooking. If you delay cookies making to rub one out first, the cookies are Jack-off Cookies
The party was only a few hours away but I was so horned up that I ended up bringing Jack-Off Cookies to the bar mitzvah.
by Connie Bates May 13, 2016
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Wade’s cookies

Objectively the best chocolate-chip cookies ever made by a human being
Hey man, have you tried those Wade’s cookies? My mom cried for days because she can’t repeat the recipe
by Bilbo Schmaggins January 2, 2021
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Suck cookie

To tell someone to go fuck themselves. Synonym: spurgt.
Suck cookie, Rachel - I told Mum on you.
by Tough:cookie March 27, 2024
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Cookie duster

A little fag opossum that likes to suck on chime’s thick meaty schmeatums, and also makes out with him before eating out his big butt
Bro that cookie duster over there forgot to gag on my cock today
by ChimeyMcWhiney August 6, 2022
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coffee cookie

When the pot of coffee sits with coffee in it and it burns so long that the coffee turns into a coffee cookie at the bottom of the pot.
Turn off the coffee maker or we will have a coffee cookie at the bottom.
by 420 Vegetarian October 23, 2022
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