A sarcastic way of dismissing someone who arrogantly seeks praise/validation for an unwarranted and insufficient task.
Entitled Douche: AYO! I Did that for you! YOU'RE WELCOME!
Me: Want a cookie?
Entitled Douche: Yeah. U Got any?
Me: Want a cookie?
Entitled Douche: Yeah. U Got any?
by Dosso90 July 20, 2025
Get the Want a cookie?mug. A person, generally upper middle class, who claims to be progressive and/or leftist, but it extremely centrist and cares little for the struggles of marginalized groups (unless directly affected). Cookie Butter Democrats embrace neoliberal values and believe that capitalism can be ethical. The term comes from the phrase "Democrats don't really care about native sovereignty and will not until affects the supply of cookie butter at Trader Joe's"
by feeshna January 26, 2017
Get the Cookie Butter Democratmug. Jack Off and then make a batch of cookies. Kind and flavor matters not, just cookies. Not to be confused with Jacking off in cookie batter or dough before cooking. If you delay cookies making to rub one out first, the cookies are Jack-off Cookies
The party was only a few hours away but I was so horned up that I ended up bringing Jack-Off Cookies to the bar mitzvah.
by Connie Bates May 13, 2016
Get the Jack-off Cookiesmug. Hey man, have you tried those Wade’s cookies? My mom cried for days because she can’t repeat the recipe
by Bilbo Schmaggins January 2, 2021
Get the Wade’s cookiesmug. by Tough:cookie March 27, 2024
Get the Suck cookiemug. A little fag opossum that likes to suck on chime’s thick meaty schmeatums, and also makes out with him before eating out his big butt
by ChimeyMcWhiney August 6, 2022
Get the Cookie dustermug. When the pot of coffee sits with coffee in it and it burns so long that the coffee turns into a coffee cookie at the bottom of the pot.
by 420 Vegetarian October 23, 2022
Get the coffee cookiemug.