Poop stick

DUEL Definitions:
Used in Vietnam by the Vietcong as a titty trap for unsuspecting soldiers. They would dip the stick in dung, and the person walking by would be infected with diseases.
Second. Stick used to wipe European Asses. A sharp pointy object that was used until 2001 as a predecessor of toilet paper…. They claimed it felt good.

"Pass the poop stick, i need to whipe my ass" follwed by a slight grim on the Frenchies face and a mutter of "ooooh yes"

or is batter "damn poop sticks."

by Da Man September 26, 2003

poop nuggets

when you take a poop and it feels sooooo big but then when you look there is merely a couple pebbles of doodoo

dude !!!!!!!!!! that hurt i just took a couple poop nuggets

by the salty dodo October 6, 2010

Poop a Snoop

The act of fecalating on someone who is snooping around - a one-up in the act of stealth technique. Its only a true Poop a Snoop if you directly pinch a loaf on the snooper; throwing your feces is just disgusting.

Poop a Snoop on dose LA Dawgs fo tryin to fork mah pooch; shoulda jus lik sum horhound.

by TopSnooper October 21, 2009

poop head

some one head looks like shit

poop head, shit, shitty

by hello kitty:) February 7, 2010

No Poop July

the act of trying not to poop for a whole month in order to save it just in case you are in need to shit and can’t .

“aye Jeff, lets start a sexy trend where we save our shit for a month, no poop july!”

by tytyiscool20 July 8, 2020

Ninja poop

A poop that sneaks up on you when least expected!

Man 1: oh! (runs)
Man 2: Where is he going?
Man 3: Bathroom. That was a ninja poop.

by proffessor010 April 17, 2011

poop nails

The type of fingernails that are short, sharp and deadly. They can scratch you and cause an infection because of the amount of germs under the nails. Usually found in young adults or poopsockers (because they don't wipe).

James got him with his poop nails and now you have to put neosporin on it so it can heal.

by Shelisa October 24, 2007