by selkie grrl November 07, 2011
Also known as "Oh Em W".
Since saying "Oh my goodness" is not proper grammar, a true gentlemen or lady would say, "Oh my wellness".
Since saying "Oh my goodness" is not proper grammar, a true gentlemen or lady would say, "Oh my wellness".
Person 1: "So I went to the library to try to get my homework done, but guess what? I was on Urban Dictionary the whole time!"
Person 2: "Oh my wellness! You better not fail your next test!"
Person 2: "Oh my wellness! You better not fail your next test!"
by Captain Lights September 23, 2010
Oh my purple. A saying for the Christianly to say'Oh my God'.
Sara: Did you see what she wore to the part last night?
Tara: No, what?
Sara: Go-go boots.
Tara: Oh my purple.
Tara: No, what?
Sara: Go-go boots.
Tara: Oh my purple.
by Mizzkatee August 14, 2009
Poop 💩 hahahahaha 😂 Poopies 💩 Funny poopies alalalahahaha 😂😂 Funny poop 💩🤣 Poop funny 🤣 Weeeeee 😆😆 Haha yay more poopy💩 Good poopy 👍 Poopy funny 😆 hahahahaha 🤣 poo 💩 poo 💩 poo💩poo💩poo💩poo💩poo💩 funny 😂 Yay fun poop 😆💩 hehehe poo 💩 Poopy 💩 yay poop make me happy 😊 happy 😊 happy 😊 hahahahahahaaa 🤣 uh oh 🙈 I think I made a poopy 💩 Poop in pants no diaper 👖 That's funny 😂 hahahaha 😂😂 Oopsie 🙈 Poopy underwear now 💩💩 hehehehe 😂 We want poopies! We want poopies! 💩💩💩 hahahahaha🤣hahhahahhaaa🤣 Poo💩 cough POO!😆😆😆😆😆😆😆💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
by jayotic NL October 18, 2019
how to 09 (oh nine)
Guy 1: Hey dude, how'd it go last night?
Guy 2: i 09'ed her.
Guy 1: you're awesome.
Guy 2: i know.
Guy 1: Hey dude, how'd it go last night?
Guy 2: i 09'ed her.
Guy 1: you're awesome.
Guy 2: i know.
by summeroflove November 02, 2009
what you say when you really don't care about what the other person is saying; i.e. a sarcastic 'oh my god'. Best if used in a whiny annoying tone of voice
Lame Person: dude i have to tell you this story, this tree fell at my school man it was incredible!
Me: (whiny) OH my GOD GODDDD!
Me: (whiny) OH my GOD GODDDD!
by fruitermelon August 17, 2007
cop: "Sir are there any drugs or any weapons ion your vehicle that I should know about?"
me: "No sir!"
cop: "HOLY SHIT there is over 10 punds of weed in your trunk"
me: "uh-oh spaghetti-o's!!!"
me: "No sir!"
cop: "HOLY SHIT there is over 10 punds of weed in your trunk"
me: "uh-oh spaghetti-o's!!!"
by MetalHead November 24, 2004