Chase Michael Watts

CHASE. LISTEN TO ME. I LOVE YOU. I WANT TO MARRY YOU. I WANT TO HAVE KIDS WITH YOU. PLEASE… JUST FUCK ME.

oh have you heard of chase michael watts? omfg i get so wet when i see him

by Chase Lover aaaahhhhh August 14, 2022

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adam michael scott

One of the most attractive guys to ever exist. Meeting someone with such a unique name is an amazing thing. He is your best friend through everything and will always stick by your side. He will love you with everything he has. He will more than likely have a crush on you, but he won't admit to it because he thinks your friendship is too important to lose.

Did you see Adam Michael Scott?! He is so perfect.

by wanderlust. April 15, 2015

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Michael Richards Defense

1. To make short lame apologies after offending 2 or more races.

2. To make excuses for using racial slurs.

-Oh my god, David is using the michael richards defense.
-why?
-He called a lesbian a rug muncher.
-Oh than he is using the Michael Richards defense.

by Martin Obermeyer December 13, 2006

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Post-Michael Jackson

Anything happening after Michael Jackson's death (Sudden 80s clothing outbreak, leather pants, aviators, getting nose jobs, etc.)

P.S.
I love Michael Jackson, and i only use this in his memory.
1958-2009<3 You will never be forgotten.

That shirt is so Post-Michael Jackson!

by Asodoph Boingberry June 27, 2009

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The Reverse Michael Jackson

It's just regular sex with adults.

Bob: "I heard you and your new girlfriend last night. What in the Hell were you doing?"
Bill: "Oh you know, The Reverse Michael Jackson."
Bob: ?????
Bill: "Sex, Bob. With my adult wife."

by KickingDixon June 9, 2018

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