Chase Michael Watts

chase… hello there. i love you. i want to MARRY YOU. I WANT TO MAKE KIDS WITH YOU. FUCK ME. NOW.

i love chase michael watts

by Chase Lover aaaahhhhh August 14, 2022

Chase Michael Watts

CHASE. LISTEN TO ME. I LOVE YOU. I WANT TO MARRY YOU. I WANT TO HAVE KIDS WITH YOU. PLEASE… JUST FUCK ME.

oh have you heard of chase michael watts? omfg i get so wet when i see him

by Chase Lover aaaahhhhh August 14, 2022

Michael Richards Defense

1. To make short lame apologies after offending 2 or more races.

2. To make excuses for using racial slurs.

-Oh my god, David is using the michael richards defense.
-why?
-He called a lesbian a rug muncher.
-Oh than he is using the Michael Richards defense.

by Martin Obermeyer December 13, 2006

Post-Michael Jackson

Anything happening after Michael Jackson's death (Sudden 80s clothing outbreak, leather pants, aviators, getting nose jobs, etc.)

P.S.
I love Michael Jackson, and i only use this in his memory.
1958-2009<3 You will never be forgotten.

That shirt is so Post-Michael Jackson!

by Asodoph Boingberry June 27, 2009

The Reverse Michael Jackson

It's just regular sex with adults.

Bob: "I heard you and your new girlfriend last night. What in the Hell were you doing?"
Bill: "Oh you know, The Reverse Michael Jackson."
Bob: ?????
Bill: "Sex, Bob. With my adult wife."

by KickingDixon June 9, 2018

Suck Michaels dick

Just do it

Suck Michaels dick just do it I think he needs it

by Ligmafatnuts October 6, 2020

Michael Mooney

Michael Mooney the elephant man the elephant man the elephant man!!!!!!!!!

Michael Mooney you're fat

by Ggfcghhfcjhfcj May 27, 2017