mexican best friend

like a gay best friend but better.
a mexican best friend, or MBF, is your best friend from the other side of the wall.
you must remember to feed your MBF with a daily dose of tajin lime seasoning, or else you risk being celebrated next día de los muertos.

Person 1: Yeah my mexican best friend came to visit the other day. He stole all my flour tortillas and said “las necesito para una emergencia, pinche pendejo.” I think it means he’ll pay me back and that he loves me.
Person 2: god.

by THEmbf November 5, 2021

Mexican Halter Top

(f.) The act of one tucking their breasts into their pants rather than wearing a shirt ( or bra) for concealment (i.e. "south of the border"). Gender opposite to the "Canadian Belt Buckle".

In Nederland: Duitse halter bovenkant (German Halter top)
In Deutschland: Italienische Halfter-Spitze (Italian halter top)

Buelah was a special woman! One with a little stretch in both her spandex and her flap jacks. She made her fortune as the designer and spokesmodel for the Mexican halter top. ¡En tiendas hoy, arriba! La cumbre de cabestro mejicana.

by Mr. Jabbers February 5, 2012

mexican surround sound

playing all of the tv sets in the house on the same program really loud to achieve the surround sound experience.

Hey Juan turn up the tv in the garage and kitchen, moms tv is louder. its messing with my mexican surround sound.

by Hecta_son March 31, 2011

Mexican Hot Chocolate

Sex act where after eating a bunch of peppers you take a dump on someone and it's so spicy it burns their chest.

example She said the mexican hot chocolate was so spicy it left red marks on her tits.

by justin timberfake February 5, 2015

Mexican Space Shuttle

a porta potty, usually on a construction site

dude 1: yo man, i where can take a dump?
Dude 2: there is a mexican space shuttle over there (points to porta potty)

by Sp311man November 9, 2014

Mexican Buck Shot

The fecal spatter which remains in the toilet above the water line even after flushing. This usually occurs after consuming cheap Mexican food.

Brian must have had Taco Bell last night. The toilet is loaded with Mexican Buck Shot.

by Still House Stevie December 8, 2010

Mexican Gas Card

A syphon ie. a long thin plastic tube used to steal gas from other peoples cars.

Hey Pedro, got any pesos for gas,
No chico, but i have my Mexican Gas Card

by J-Wedge June 11, 2006