When a girl is on her period, she takes a tampon and saturates it with a classy Vodka, then proceeds to insert it into her vaginal cavity. Once in, garnish the butthole by inserting an asparagus spear, a pickle, or a celery stick and your choice of meat into the butthole.
My girlfriend was on her period, so I suggested trying the Bloody Mary and she was kinky enough to give it a go.
by The Rogue Medic May 8, 2023
Get the Bloody Marymug. The type of character that is perfect in every way possible. Here's an example of a Mary Sue:
- Young, probably immortal
- Everyone loves them
- Always does everything without flaw
- Probably has magical powers
- Might be a hybrid (often crap like "half demon, half wolf, half princess, half human" because princesses are totally not human /s, and the character is probably written by an 8 year old that doesn't know about the term quarters)
- Has like 6 people after her
- Most likely female
- Only flaws are "clumsy" or something similar
Boom. There you have your very own Mary Sue/Gary Stue.
- Young, probably immortal
- Everyone loves them
- Always does everything without flaw
- Probably has magical powers
- Might be a hybrid (often crap like "half demon, half wolf, half princess, half human" because princesses are totally not human /s, and the character is probably written by an 8 year old that doesn't know about the term quarters)
- Has like 6 people after her
- Most likely female
- Only flaws are "clumsy" or something similar
Boom. There you have your very own Mary Sue/Gary Stue.
Mary Sue: omg i'm so clumsy and perfect
Random Caracter A: **disagrees with mary sue**
Mary Sue: **kills random character a cutely**
Random Caracter A: **disagrees with mary sue**
Mary Sue: **kills random character a cutely**
by SomePersonOnUrbDic September 19, 2021
Get the Mary Suemug. maris is the kindest person you could ever meet. she is killer at every sport she plays and everyone loves her
ex. omg your a maris
by slorjes creator December 1, 2022
Get the marismug. - hi who’s mari?
- bro dont you know? She’s the most adorable human being on earth.
- oh my ! I love her already
- bro dont you know? She’s the most adorable human being on earth.
- oh my ! I love her already
by azetiliburgeri July 24, 2024
Get the Marimug. A biblical hero who was the first to see Jesus after his resurrection. She is no a saint of the catholic church. Her importance to over a billion Christians is well-documented
by zarnoldpalmer April 16, 2020
Get the Mary Magdalenemug. "bro my grandma js passed frm cancer " mari/marlena '"to bad anyways u wnna order pizza for me u n ya gma oh wait shes dead"
by marigzzzz October 13, 2023
Get the mari/marlenamug. Person 1: What's your opinion on the name Mari?
Omori fan: Stairs.
Person 1: Wut?
Omori fan: S T A I R S
Omori fan: Stairs.
Person 1: Wut?
Omori fan: S T A I R S
by Yourlocaltransboii August 11, 2022
Get the Marimug.