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jacob trevino

jacob trevino is an 11 year old player whos side hoes are casper and jasper, he be with a new girl every week...
jacob trevino?

yeah the one whos side hoes are casper and jasper.
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by zion breeze October 3, 2022
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Jacob

A very sassy and hilarious bestie. Jacobs be workin' it! Will make funny jokes and some will be check'n out those shirtless guys in the summer! Some tend to go guy shopping with there Hispanic bestie! They tend to have glasses and dyed hair sometimes. They also tend to be fabulous!!
Person1: Who is that sassy Boi?

Bestie: Thats what u call a Jacob.
by Pastel_Trash June 2, 2018
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jacob wagner

wow jacob wagner can have my kids
by 69_4skin_69 December 2, 2018
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Jacob

Your like Jacob a reach spoilt cunt who get fisted by his dad and has zero friends who begs people for cigarettes even tho you have a whole box
You being like Jacob
by The god os January 8, 2020
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Jacob

romantic and very loving person

vary kind hearted

a fighter and a lover

bold

has anger issues often

falls for girls easy but gets over them well

never scared of anybody

and loves loves loves sports
jacob is the sweetest most kind hearted guy i have ever meromantic and very loving person

vary kind hearted

a fighter and a lover

bold

has anger issues often

falls for girls easy but gets over them well

never scared of anybody

and loves loves loves sports
jacob is the sweetest most kind hearted guy i have ever met said brittney spina
by Britaney spina February 13, 2018
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Jacob Bertin

A kid that isn't really good at anything
Mark: wow im so good
Nicolay: no you are Jacob Bertin
by hello796659 January 3, 2017
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Jacob

A Jacob is a friendly, irritatingly smart yet height-disadvantaged male who has more chemistry past paper print-outs than past experience with speaking to girls. He will always be willing to hang out, but will have to sadly reject due to his revision-packed schedule. Jacob likes nothing more on a Saturday morning than to devour a bowl of Weetabix and punt a couple of crochet balls. If you are ever looking for a Jacob around town, be sure to check the local Londis as he will often be found negotiating the price of Prime energy with the shopkeeper. It is always a good idea to keep a Jacob at hand, as he will often know the answer to most typically redundant physics questions and can be relied upon to make a prick of himself after a single egg cup of 0.1 percentage beer. One downside of a Jacob is that he will be irrevocably musically inept, and will neither be unable to sing the tune of a song nor clap along to the beat. Buyers are informed that Jacob will 9 times out of 10 come with an absolutely middle haircut.
In conversation:
"Hey, saw you head into ALDI just then, what you buy?"
"Oh, nothing, I just heard there was a Jacob wandering around in there, thought I might check it out."
"Whoa! I better go sneak a peek myself!!"

Receiving a message or snap from the local Jacob:
"What's this message I've ju... Oh It's from Jacob. Better ignore it then." (probably biology advice)
by joeep333 August 11, 2023
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