Hard

Its when your dick get bigger and turns into a long pole

Ps: If your dick is even long

Im so hard right now.

by HornyKIds May 19, 2023

It's Hard To Explain

The best podcast you've never heard of.

My favorite podcast is It's Hard To Explain.

by Itshardtoexplain April 28, 2025

hard rock cereal

Replacement term used for a spontaneous event or action.

I went to the bar and I got hard rock cereal slammed!

by whatinfucksname October 14, 2023

read hard

a mentally or physically handicapped person on the censored internet

He wont get that. He is the biggest read hard I have ever seen.

by Sp1cYdRaGoN June 14, 2024

Hard

To be hard, punching someone in the face. Owning a gun. Shooting someone. Stabbing someone. Drug dealing. Growing drugs. Being a part of a gang. Boxing. Kicking someones door off. Being arrested for fighting. Stopping friends from being beaten up and beating the person up thats trying to hurt them. Running downstairs with a machete to save your dads life after 3 men break in.

Sacha was so hard she stabbed that guy in the hand when he toched her leg.

by anonymous January 19, 2024

Try-Hard

Someone who 'tries' too 'hard' to present themself as their idea of "cool", oblivious to the fact nobody else feels that way about their expression, instead coming off as corny / cringe-worthy. This might be a dude doing a burnout while driving past a group of unimpressed girls, or a pampered middle class youth displaying the gestures and sentiments of a hustler.

Person 1: "Did you see Kevins instagram post fronting like 'mr money' with like $80 in his hands?"
Person 2: "Yea I tried not to say anything... that's barely 1 days work... he's such a try-hard"

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Person 1: "checkout that try-hard with the frosted tips and Guy Fieri shirt.. oh wait that's actually Guy Fieri"

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Person 1: "Rob deliberately turns his music up like a full try-hard when driving past people dude, he thinks he's so cool"

by SocialVulture February 11, 2022

Jack’s Hard Lemonade

When you piss into a glass bottle , freeze it , then hurl it at an unexpected person

Tom completely knocked someone out with the ole Jack’s Hard Lemonade from the rooftop at Mardis Gras.

by Infinity gauntlet May 5, 2019