Bar-ender

The depressed shit pile (invariably a dude) slumped over at the corner end of the bar when you enter the joint and who is still there when you leave...just more slumped over and depressed by that time. Wants people to ask him what's wrong, especially the cute bartender, but instead should be given a shot of cyanide on the house to end his miserable existence. Mostly likely became a bar-ender after his recent break-up with a hood rat.

"Shit, man, it took you forever to get the drinks."
"I got to close to the bar-ender and he had to tell me his tale of woe..."
"Let me guess; his hole left him for better dick!"
"No doubt."

by OdiumRex July 27, 2012

Bar

A comically thick line or stripe.

Kyle: So yeah, uh, found this stick, it had this weird black bar around the handle.

by fngf3501 September 13, 2021

National Klondike Bar Day

November 23- Celebrate National Klondike Bar Day by eating your favorite Klondike Bar!

I'm eating a Heath Klondike Bar for National Klondike Bar Day!

by klondikestan4 November 22, 2020

Allahu snack bar

A lyric from the song "Peein' On The French" by Rucka Rucka Ali, made as a joke towards Syrians.

"The Arabs need to get out
Before the place blows up
Let's help the French out
Fill the air with drones
And watch 'em freak out
Syrians are fucking gay
Alalalalalalalala
Allahu snack bar"

by dontevenpostmuch1221 November 14, 2023

Chocolate Lemon Bar

When two black men engage in sexual intercourse with a woman of Asian descent simultaneously.

Yo! I got no sleep last night! Rashad and Jerome had my neighbor Miss Kim screamin' in a Chocolate Lemon Bar.

by RedCap925 May 6, 2025

Wine bar widow

A husband or boyfriend, who sits at home patiently whilst his wife/girlfriend is out partying every night, normally holding the baby or looking after the kids she's bored of. If she comes homes he's treated to banging, crashing, and violent vomiting on the landing or down the side of the bath. If she doesn't come home, he lays in bed knowing full well his significant other is being royally plowed by the local horse-hung stud or even studs.

What you up to tonight, ah wife is out again, wine bar widow again then.

by What's going on. July 22, 2022

pickle bar

Pickle bar is someone who "takes pickles from the whole bar" in other words they may be a jigaloo or prostitute

"do u see that girl all over everyone?? She must be a pickle bar"

by Dickwave March 2, 2021