Christian is a funny white boy but really is a greasy lebo nigger. He has bent legs and curly hair and usually has a small dick. He doent look like a monkey but acts like one and does things that monkeys can.
by turk nigga March 26, 2019
Get the Christianmug. 
Maybe the best player to have ever played on nørre åby efterskole. He is also known as Hestelort, Hestehauge and Piphans
Girl 1: oh he has so small wars but is good at Football
Girl 2: He is properly a Christian
I am maybe the best player to have ever played on this school - qouted by Christian Dyrehauge (Hestelort)
Girl 2: He is properly a Christian
I am maybe the best player to have ever played on this school - qouted by Christian Dyrehauge (Hestelort)
by Lars er en scammer November 21, 2021
Get the Christianmug. A absolute lad, all the ladies line up to see this esh-lad. If you meet a christian, you need to hop on the tune as soon as possible. Absolute legend who will hurt anyone that disses him. All the girls love him and hes a really nice amazing guy. People have tried to imitate christians but have failed horribly. Christians are usually jewish and are hot as can get.
by christian lad April 18, 2018
Get the christianmug. Someone who is obsessed with the Jordan brand. His a good dude likes basketball, has his group of friends tends to try to hard to be cool or to fit in. All in all a good dude.
Person 1) Christian tries hard to fit in.
Person 2) yea I know those kids are t even that cool.
Person 1) and his always wearing Jordan clothing, Jordan clothes aren’t even that cool
Person 2) yea I know those kids are t even that cool.
Person 1) and his always wearing Jordan clothing, Jordan clothes aren’t even that cool
by Krayons 213 May 16, 2023
Get the Christianmug. by Nocustomdefinition June 26, 2019
Get the Christian Lightsmug. This big, beer drinking, and tree swinging mammal, knows a good time. He’s all about embracing different cultures, religions such as Hebrew and celebrating Hannakuh. Although he enjoys very little things, he finds much of his joy in drinking coffee and hurting other people. He does this to hide his true insecurities such as his wide hips and thick thighs. Giving him the nick name Jiggly. His true love often struggles with his drinking problem, and he often resorts to violence. This issue led him to transfer schools, and loose his camery. To cope with his lost car he now resorts to stealing and selling Dispos, and often beats his friends as they are “bad influences” as we try to guide him through the right path. There’s not much we can do to save him, but only hope.
by JuicyMeatballs10 June 10, 2022
Get the Christian Saccomug.