Sloppy Helicopter

So you know that thing in gym class, where you had to put your forehead on a baseball bat and run around in circles and then run a race? It’s like that, but with someone’s mouth on a penis.

I laid that bad boy down and gave him a sloppy helicopter.

by CoolArchaeologist42069 September 9, 2021

Sloppy Randal

When someone breaks in but also breaks into your backside

Did you hear that Dave got a Sloppy Randal last night? The police never found the guy.

by Cringe22 July 26, 2022

sloppy dallas

When she got a dipski in her lipski getting tricky on the dicky spittin that wintergreen on it and slurping it all up along the nut you bust immediately after having tobacco spit all on your junk.

AYE CARL!! THE FARMERS DAUGHTER GAVE ME A SLOPPY DALLAS LAST NIGHT!!

by Oofwrld October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When your girlfriend gives you a blow-job with a mouth full of dip.

Oh man, my girlfriend gave me an epic Sloppy Dallas at work this morning.

by Randle Henry October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A sloppy blowie with a mouth full of chip dip definition created by soup in an attempt to transform his fetish into a well known normal sexual activity

Girlfriend: hey did you see McNastys new vid
Boyfriend: Nah, why?

Girlfriend: well boy do I have a treat for you tonight! I shall preform a “sloppy Dallas” on your genitalia

by Titan NZ October 15, 2020

Sloppy Moe

Seriously sloppy shit!!! Requires a whole rolls of paper towels to clean up

I know I only ate a cracker, but I sloppy moe’d it and then ran out of paper towels

by Doughier October 20, 2023

sloppy dallas

The act of giving a blowjob with a mouthful of dip.

Jenny gave all the farm boys a sloppy Dallas on Saturday

by CarterWiechec October 15, 2020