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Assholity

Noun of being asshole.
A: I know fooling around makes me an asshole.
B: no it's not but fooling around with my ex is definitely assholity.
by Nasuuu April 3, 2020
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Asshole Model

An asshole model is an antique model 100% of the times relating to an asshole. As human assholes come, it could be in all shapes and sizes. The antique asshole model comes from the unique featueres they offer. Usually being from Greek or English backgrounds and always being able to be spread to the most extreme sizes. Asshole models are well known for the large shits that they are able to produce and the large amounts of shit that they can also speak.
Edward how dare you show us your asshole at the dinner table!!! We don't care that you model, we're not shoving the chicken leg up there!!!

Georginio, I would like to introduce you to my friend David. Don't get frisky but he is an asshole model and was hired by Calvin klien yesterday!
by Salim Mehajer April 2, 2019
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The Loose Asshole Approach

A certain type of approach too making music where you just place notes all around until it sounds on-key, without learning what keys are and how too use them.
basically smashing your head against the wall until it sounds good.
"I'm not very good at music yet, I still use the loose asshole approach."
by Cari Smant September 27, 2023
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Asshole

A person who can't stay quiet and has to yell out your name to your crush to expose you to the whole class while you're trying to hide your shameful boner.
"What an asshole"
by Yaboinik92 September 13, 2019
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cat's asshole

happens when ur cat stretches and lifts their tail to show u their asshole
my cat likes to stretch a lot. i keep seeing the cat's asshole.
by an idiot :) September 16, 2021
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