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What the fuck

Phrase.
Wtf (Abbreviation) or What the fuck, generally used when an untterly unbelievable situation with emotions related to surprise/disbelief/confusion/anger/happiness (in general, confusion) is confronted by an individual.

Can also use exclamations and "what the actual fuck!" for further emphasis.
Person 1: Dude I freaking love this guy, i also hate him and i've been extremely toxic to him but i can't live without him so i've been torturing him for a few years. But i love himmm

Person 2: What the fuck mate?!
by Yep_pseudonym March 11, 2023
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Gullet fucked

Similar to a deep throating but instead of the one giving doing the work, the person getting their dick wet is doing the majority of the work.

Similar to blow job / mouth fucking relationship
Damn my throat hurts, I just got Gullet Fucked!!
by Gulleteater67 November 20, 2020
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fucking

the only fucking word you can put fucking anywhere and it will still make perfect fucking sense.
I fucking wish i could just fucking use this fucking word in every fucking sentence. fucking hell.
by oopsyy daisyy March 6, 2021
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Smacks the fuck out

Beat someone mercilessly for an obscure act. Severe punishment for doing something illegal or bad behavior.
John cracked an inappropriate joke on Jake's girlfriend, Jake smacks the fuck out of john.
by REDOXNINJA October 6, 2016
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having a fucking brain

Greg"insert dumbass opinion"
Mike" can you start having a fucking brain"
by HAMBURGER007 June 1, 2025
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Fuck

fuck means your like

god dang to the darn it
by ok i fucked your mom March 4, 2018
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Fuck head

A fuck head is one who's head is fucked cuz the world is fucked my friend. Usually has 2 looks of either resting bitchface or smiling n laughing into Oblivion of the face area. Usually has 2 moods of either fuck you or fuck me, usually, or like whatever tho. male or female cuz the males kind of feminine n the females kind of masculine. Won't usually talk shit back , jus look at u like u have no idea how lucky u r I don't haul off n blast you in the face pussy cause they got jails for that n y'all need Jesus anyway bitch so I'ma go back to doing me. Inside is just a puppy but a timberwolf puppy half grown so still lethal. Jus wans to cuddle but ain't nobody got time for that so they may develop a drinking problem but eventually be basically sober cuz they're wicked smart so how bout them apples. Walks like Ben Affleck cuz y'all suspect. Prolly Italian or raised round alot of Italians or likes Italian food n wine. Makes the best lovers cuz deep down they jus wanna love n be loved but r super picky so you'll prolly get sour grapes n that's fine because they'd prolly ruin everyone else for u for the rest of your life n they love u too much to do that to u. Prolly really been through a lot even though they don't look it so you should be really caring with them cuz even though they r the shit they can be assholes n u probably deserve it but deffinatly not n they will feel bad after and everything will be fucked up for like a minute but that could last forever, who knows these days.
*dog acts crazy and its hilarious*
-little fuck head
by JohnnyBlazeson October 6, 2019
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