fucked

non-normative

My office coworker said, 'wow your schedule is fucked- how do you only sleep in three hour chunks???' . I replied that I prefer a non-normative schedule, and don't understand how someone could just go dark for eight hours solid.

by retroj August 14, 2022

Fucking idiot

A guy how think he can beat you at a fight

Guy:I think I can beat you in a fight
Me: shut the fuck up you stupid fucking idiot

by Shachardaboss April 2, 2019

fuck that shit

(Phrase) An act of sticking a penis into a pile of shit.

See (shitfucker) https : / / www . urbandictionary . com/define.php?term=shit-fucker

Present tense: John loves to fuck that shit.
Past tense: John fucked that shit into pieces.

by Sophisticated Retard March 17, 2021

Shuffle-fuck

A term used by shufflers to describe the intense connection two shufflers experience while battling or mirror-rocking .

We were trying out new moves and were going for a while . We shuffle-fucked for like an hour .

by Valofsteel July 6, 2017

fuck nugget

fuck nugget is when your friend gives you a chicken nugget and your vibrator is out of batteries so you decide you get that lumpy shit inside of you.

Maria: "Yooo, my vibrator is dead what I do?"
Addy: "you remember that chicken nugget I gave you earlier? You still got that nasty shit right?"
Maria: "Yea I guess ill just have to fuck nugget that tonight."

by ImStalkingYourKIds April 23, 2018

FUCK

THINK.

Think = FUCK!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. December 18, 2020

fuck girl

This type of person will probably be caught making out with your best friend and trying to convince her to date 10 minutes after meeting at the local shitty bar on a Monday night consquently after telling another one of your pals she likes them and wants to be with them. she'll probably tell you she loves you even while you're in a relationship. as well, she might harass your stright roommate about her sexuality. she will most likely will be wearing a backwards hat, and other lesbian apparel. she's pretty cool until she fucks around with everybody in a 10 mile radius AND lies about it.

oh my gosh Bailey is such a fuck girl we can't take her anywhere without her trying to fuck everyone and their mother! (literally)

by notafuckgirl August 30, 2016