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by Urboi489 May 11, 2018
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by Chip™ July 12, 2022
Get the Ur mom mug.A day where you give ur girlfriend a hoodie! You have to put ur best cologne on the hoodie before giving to her.Trust me she will be so happy that she doesnt have to ask!
Guy:”Hey babe heres my hoodie”
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