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Serious Bones

Sexual intercourse that lasts longer that four hours
Oliver: Dude, yesterday Sarah and I were planning some serious bones for the evening, so I popped 4 Viagra. It still hasn't gone down.
Harold: Maybe you should go talk to your doctor about that.
by Oceaninto January 5, 2017
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where yo bones at?

You’re asking a lot of questions for someone who doesn’t even know where your own bones are
Dogs be like: Where yo bones at?
by Alcoheric Scruggs January 31, 2023
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moose bone

Obnoxiously loud sex between two Canadians during the dead months of winter
To pass the time during winter my aunt and uncle moose boned in their cabin up in the forests of Toronto
by KnobCobbler October 12, 2015
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bone thirst

When one craves protein produced by a male human.
His large muscles made her desire to conquer Her bone thirst
by Bernie101 August 16, 2021
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Bone milker

A job at the local butchery that requires the worker to scrape the bone marrow off of an animal carcass. Most people depict this process to be disgusting, but my imaginary friend who has this job says it's quite "pleasuring". He might have a twisted kink.
Person 1: "Haha! You have to be a bone milker!"
Person 2: "Shut up you work at TacoBell!"
by The Pofessor November 12, 2022
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Sock bone

The state of a sock after being ejaculated into
I had so many sock bones to pick up in my sons room.
by Cdeezy69 June 23, 2022
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Don Don Bone

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