by Athletickarategod99100 August 5, 2022

~Hate it when people say:"TOMATENSAFT" and actually hate it
~In a relationship with pizza
~You shouldn't fuck with this guy !!! *WARNING*
~If you called Ukuleli, Vitello, Balou, Pudella, now he give a shit on you !
~He think that he don't has a sixpack; he only has a few muscles not worth talking about
~In a relationship with pizza
~You shouldn't fuck with this guy !!! *WARNING*
~If you called Ukuleli, Vitello, Balou, Pudella, now he give a shit on you !
~He think that he don't has a sixpack; he only has a few muscles not worth talking about
Rendom Person: Do you want Tomatensaft ?
Luca: No, I'm a concrafter|luca!
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I don't pay for pizza because I'm a concrafter|luca!!!
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Rendom person: Are you fucking kidding me !?
Explainer : pscht !!!! He is a concrafter|luca
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Ukuleli: Hello, I am Ukuleli...
Luca: -Dontfuckwithme -who?! -Idontcare -Notmyconcern
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Rendom Girl: Wow, incredible body
Luca: These are just a few muscles...Not worth talking about
Luca: No, I'm a concrafter|luca!
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I don't pay for pizza because I'm a concrafter|luca!!!
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Rendom person: Are you fucking kidding me !?
Explainer : pscht !!!! He is a concrafter|luca
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Ukuleli: Hello, I am Ukuleli...
Luca: -Dontfuckwithme -who?! -Idontcare -Notmyconcern
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Rendom Girl: Wow, incredible body
Luca: These are just a few muscles...Not worth talking about
by samira_urbandictionary January 2, 2017

by Tonythepony6000 June 21, 2022

Lucas is really great company, a good friend, the most attractive guy and the best kisser. Every Lucas is handsome. Your mood is contagious. Even on days when he is quiet, he makes you laugh like no one else. Everyone should be grateful to have a Lucas in their life.
by Nick Kurtz November 23, 2021

by chicasfuck December 9, 2021

my friends: come on (my name you don’t get to know lol), get over him already!!
me: i literally can’t guys 🥲
my friends: but you need to stop crushing on Lucas!!
me: no :(
me: i literally can’t guys 🥲
my friends: but you need to stop crushing on Lucas!!
me: no :(
by englishbish June 7, 2022

by u can't have me November 21, 2021
