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nerd flu

The phenomenon of getting sick after going to a large comic book or fan convention. When packing 100,000 attendees in a small indoor space, someone's going to have a cold.
I wore masks before way before COVID because I'd get nerd flu after Con every year.
by correlation_lee July 17, 2024
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Fortnite nerd

Bro he's such a fucking fortnite nerd holy shit bro never touched grass in his life
by OnlineSaviour November 13, 2023
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nerd

someone who is smart. Bully's usually call there victims this, but its a complement. This word was created by Dr. Seuss's book If I Ran the Zoo (1950).
nerd!
by yepimhere January 15, 2021
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Nerd's Corollary

The logical, if frustrating realistic corollary to Moore's Law regarding the number of transistors on a microchip. In as much as Moore's Law is used to estimate reductions in the cost per unit of computers, so will the reduced cost of the computers be converted to more processors purchased if the programmers are left unchecked.
The following conversation could have been avoided if Fred had applied the Nerd's Corollary to the purchase of new computers:

"Fred, I thought you said that if we bought the quad core machines, we could reduce the number of computers in the server room and save costs. Why do we have more servers than when we started and are over budget?"

"Well, we needed more machines because with the new speed and power, we discovered we could re-thread the re-factored process and parallelize the... (Fred's eyes glaze over and the rest of the information is lost in this discussion)"
by Metalman007 December 4, 2012
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Nerd Loggin

When a group of RuneScape players get together and fist each other for multiple hours, usually ending in a nerd orgasm that could fill the mariana trench with cum.
Guy 1: "Hey bro wanna come over and Nerd Log with the boys tonight?"

Guy 2: "Nah bro I have a girlfriend now, I dont take part in Nerd Loggin no more"
by The Real Gimp Force May 26, 2024
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Nerd trek

A shitty tv show for nerds and losers. Has a large fanbase for reasons unknown because it is so shit.
Person 1: "Not the bloody nerd trek again. Surely you have something better to watch than bloody space elves on a space ship"
Person 2: Responds in Klingon
Person 1: "What a fucking nerd. I'm out of here"
by MJ_420 September 12, 2021
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nerd bagel

What your mother calls you when you’re laughing to much at her because you are weird.
Ex:
Mom: *rests arm on puzzle then knocks puzzle off table*

Me: *laughs while crying*
Her: *glares*
Me: are you gonna put your arms back on the table?
Her: no.
Me:why?
Her: because my daughters a nerd bagel.
by EmmersWasHere August 31, 2019
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