read n' regret

When someone reads a T-Shirt that says something stupid about the person reading the T-Shirt.

Tim: Hey man what does your T-Shirt say? *reads T-shirt*
T-Shirt: Says something stupid about reader
Jon: Haha You fell for it! You read n' regret!
Tim: F*** you!

by The Urinal November 18, 2009

sea n tea

when your eating pussy and she pees

how was it last night
good! we did sea n tea

by badbm August 3, 2019

Kim n Codie

The Act Of "Giving" Oral Sex While Shitting On The Toilet...... Opposite Of Blumpkin

Kim Was Pooping As Codie Came into the Bathroom And Said " Hey baby Kim n Codie Time"

by eidocmik July 22, 2009

Drag N Drop

The act of defecating on a seat or bench then sliding forward, letting the feces fall on floor.

Looks like someone did a drag n drop on this bench.

by gdcgdc August 13, 2010

Skeet-N-Skurt

The act of being involved in a sexual activity and jizzing in the female's face, then promptly leaving the premises without speaking a word.

Yeah, we met up and she looked nothing like her tinder pics. But she begged me to give me Becky. So, I had to pull a Skeet-N-Skurt.

by OOSHY MAMA August 28, 2017

top n flop

A rhyming pair of verbs meaning for one to get topped off, (a.k.a. getting head) and then for one to flop over to get a back rub. First you top, then you flop!

Gregory's girlfriend Drea is a keeper, she gives him a top n flop every day!

Whatta lucky dude, he gets topped off - head in bed - and then flops over for back massage on the regular. He calls this her top & flop move!

by dr.drea3000 June 15, 2020

fake-n-vape

When someone vapes with no nicotine

I don't do that fake-n-vape stuff, I use 18 mg nicotine!

by Mad Morrigan September 30, 2017