read n' regret

When someone reads a T-Shirt that says something stupid about the person reading the T-Shirt.

Tim: Hey man what does your T-Shirt say? *reads T-shirt*
T-Shirt: Says something stupid about reader
Jon: Haha You fell for it! You read n' regret!
Tim: F*** you!

by The Urinal November 18, 2009

top n flop

A rhyming pair of verbs meaning for one to get topped off, (a.k.a. getting head) and then for one to flop over to get a back rub. First you top, then you flop!

Gregory's girlfriend Drea is a keeper, she gives him a top n flop every day!

Whatta lucky dude, he gets topped off - head in bed - and then flops over for back massage on the regular. He calls this her top & flop move!

by dr.drea3000 June 15, 2020

Hug N Stab

The process of giving someone a hug and proceeding to pelvic thrust atleast once during the hug

"Dude I think I really like her."
"Well then give her the good old 'hug N stab"

by Scrodemeister December 22, 2015

Half ‘n Half

When you shave one side of your balls and taint, then jump out of the shower and yell “I call this the half n’ half”

Dude, I so half ‘n Halfed that girl!

by Bobthebuilder321 June 18, 2019

Drag N Drop

The act of defecating on a seat or bench then sliding forward, letting the feces fall on floor.

Looks like someone did a drag n drop on this bench.

by gdcgdc August 13, 2010

Skeet-N-Skurt

The act of being involved in a sexual activity and jizzing in the female's face, then promptly leaving the premises without speaking a word.

Yeah, we met up and she looked nothing like her tinder pics. But she begged me to give me Becky. So, I had to pull a Skeet-N-Skurt.

by OOSHY MAMA August 28, 2017

fake-n-vape

When someone vapes with no nicotine

I don't do that fake-n-vape stuff, I use 18 mg nicotine!

by Mad Morrigan September 30, 2017