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Kill Me!

i want to die i have been traped in the urban dictionary for years im lonly please help.
by ohshitheshere November 6, 2020
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I almost killed him

OOOH! OH! DID YOU NOW JOE ROGAN!? LOOK AT THAT! SEE!?
Hoe Rogaine "I almost killed him for saying a singer was shit! I can't even interact with Hym because I just wouldn't be able to control myself!"

Hym "Uh-Oh! I guess that means Matt Dillahunty has to be the boss of you forever! You can't maintain that you will kill certain people because you can't control yourself but that I need to be controlled and don't get rights. I guess no more guns for Joe Rogan huh? Did I kill Noah? Nope. Should have. And this just proves that you are doing this under false pretenses. So... They tried CEO... And They tried politicians.... Who will be next? Pundits? PLEEEEASE let it be pundits! Heheheh..."
by Hym Iam July 1, 2025
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Snape Killing

Snape Killing, also known as Snaping or snaped- Killing someone to deceive your dark overlord into thinking you are their ultimate agent.
Snape killing was the downfall of Voldemort
by Striking October 7, 2016
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Covid only killed older people

"BuT wE dIdN't KnOw It At ThE tImE!" ~ Piers Morgan
Hym "Yes we did you fat bitch! Yes we ducking did! And the conservative news-media was on it THE WHOLE TIME! They were shouting it from the rooftops and were condemned and attacked for doing so and ONCE THEY WERE PROVEN CORRECT... The libtards just tucked their heads and walked away as though it never happened. Like a child that threw a baseball through someone's window. We absolutely DID know that Covid only killed older people. We knew the lockdowns were ineffective. We watched as our politicians ignored their own prescriptions. Absolute shill behavior Piers. Pathetic."
by Hym Iam November 21, 2023
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Scissor killing

Scissorkilling is simply two lesbians scissor the hell out of each other till both of them cum at the same time moaning loudly very loudly
real lesbians don’t just scissor they Scissor kill
Scissor killing is all time favorite lesbian sex position just don’t know how to explain it
by scissor kill master🌝 May 12, 2019
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Double-kill

Ubiti dvije ptice jednim kamenom.
"Adrianin šupak se objesio kao Una za koju godinu"
-"Au, double-kill."
by Arkan na Kipru April 28, 2022
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