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jacob bae

is the best person that exists on this planet, his soul is so beautiful , he cares about everyone , he loves his fans , is talented af , kindest person on earth, a visual, everything that a mom wishes for her daughter. and his fans love him more that he could ever imagine. (he's not gonna read this but still) we love you so much jacob :D <3
i love you , -s
deobi 1: omg is that an angel?!!

deobi2: girl no that's Jacob bae..
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Jacob

Jacob is a person who’s quiet, but can be extremely funny at times. He can be mean but once you get to know him he opens up his personality, He can be quite short but not slow, If you find a jacob, keep him 💗
Maddi: Jacob is so cute!
Amethyst: No..
by Toelicker79 May 12, 2023
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Jacob

A handsome guy a sexy person to be with and a amazing boyfriend and loving and the best lover you can have
by Utnjj September 5, 2019
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Jacob Zornes

Stop being so sus madam! Jacob Zornes means he gets mogged
by Jacob Zornes September 27, 2023
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Jacob

Jacob usually a really hot sexy guy who acts super tough but can be a real softy he is a fuck boy but he is always loyal. he has a big dick and is down to smash, he loves to flirt and is definitely a keeper if meet a jacob def get to know him and chances are you'll love him but he probablywon't ask you out so you need to take charge and ask that sexy beast out!
girl1: omg jacob is so freaking hot!
girl2: i know
girl1: i think he likes me but idk if he's gonna ask me out...
girl2: then ask him before another girl takes him
girl1: okay
by eat_my_pussy_please June 24, 2018
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Jacob

(noun) A demon-soul filled spawn of Satan who sprouts wings to fly and crawls up walls like a spider. He appears to have the body of a skeleton and can swallow kids whole. He eats a bowl of freshly ground kittens each morning for breakfast. When he gets home, he lights fires in his anal cavity, then burns his crotch and prays to his father, the Dark Lord. He then goes and drinks the blood of his parents whom are chained up in his closet. Jacob rips off the flesh on his back so his bat-like wings can extend before he pulls off the rest of his flesh to reveal a hairy demonic figure. He then flies around town snatching the souls of children and torturing people in his cellar to make sure their soul is good enough to eat.
Damn call a priest that guys a total Jacob
by StickySuede September 18, 2018
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Jacob Griffin

Also known as a soyboy, someone who is overly obsessed with history. This could be in the form of objectophilia for flags, posting memes about current events, and the insertion of history memes into everyday life.
Teacher: Quit being a Jacob Griffin and stop jerking off to those flags.
by slim2222 June 4, 2018
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